Mongobär

A word, that has its origins in tthe word "Muschibär".

Seppel: "OMG i´m so through the wind."
Martin: "You are such a Mongobär

by rerererererereerere November 22, 2010

mongboard

An internet forum or message board that mongs spend a lot of time monging about on.

Bill: Did you watch Doctor Who last night?
Phil: No, I was too busy monging on a mongboard.

by Bertie Ollocks June 21, 2008

Mongolarian

A word used to describe someone who is stupid, retarded, or acts dumb.

"That guy over there is a proper mongolarian"

"Man don't act like a mongolarian"

by Testerpmi July 12, 2022

mongotard

1. One who is so mentally retarded that even a Mongoloid's mental capacity is far greater than their own.
2. One who should cease to exist because they cannot spell "epitome".
3. A rhino horn rider's invalid room mate.
4. One who eats of smegma regularly and brags about it to the stuffed teddy bear he sleeps with.

Hector's room mate Frank is the epitome of mongotard. There is no person on this planet that better embodies the definition of mongotard that it is a pity that his picture cannot be submitted for everyone to see what a true mongotard is.

by Hector May 7, 2003

Sex Mongoar

A nymphotic female who takes complete control in the bedroom who is fierce and erotic and quite the crazy slut.

Bob: "Yeah, man. She was such a sex mongoar, like she almost bit my penis off."
Jim: "Damn, where do I find a mongoar like that?"

by NicoleMongoarOfSex March 14, 2011

mongosarge

A police sergeant in a small town, who is retard-like in appearance with giant Dumbo-the-Elephant type ears. He is also of poor intelligence and anti-social in behavior.

Mongosarge stopped me the other day, but he's so stupid he didn't see the bag of weed in my center console.

by turfkey November 19, 2006

Mongotard

A person with superhuman retard strength.

Holy crap that mongotard kid almost ripped my freeking arm off when he shook my hand.

by NachoDude316 March 5, 2011