Mongobär
Mongobär by rerererererereerere November 22, 2010
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mongboard
mongboard by Bertie Ollocks June 21, 2008
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mongotard
1. One who is so mentally retarded that even a Mongoloid's mental capacity is far greater than their own.
2. One who should cease to exist because they cannot spell "epitome".
3. A rhino horn rider's invalid room mate.
4. One who eats of smegma regularly and brags about it to the stuffed teddy bear he sleeps with.
2. One who should cease to exist because they cannot spell "epitome".
3. A rhino horn rider's invalid room mate.
4. One who eats of smegma regularly and brags about it to the stuffed teddy bear he sleeps with.
Hector's room mate Frank is the epitome of mongotard. There is no person on this planet that better embodies the definition of mongotard that it is a pity that his picture cannot be submitted for everyone to see what a true mongotard is.
Sex Mongoar
A nymphotic female who takes complete control in the bedroom who is fierce and erotic and quite the crazy slut.
Bob: "Yeah, man. She was such a sex mongoar, like she almost bit my penis off."
Jim: "Damn, where do I find a mongoar like that?"
Jim: "Damn, where do I find a mongoar like that?"
Sex Mongoar by NicoleMongoarOfSex March 14, 2011
mongosarge
A police sergeant in a small town, who is retard-like in appearance with giant Dumbo-the-Elephant type ears. He is also of poor intelligence and anti-social in behavior.
Mongosarge stopped me the other day, but he's so stupid he didn't see the bag of weed in my center console.
mongosarge by turfkey November 19, 2006
Mongotard
Mongotard by NachoDude316 March 5, 2011
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