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A person who is being particularly idiotic. Can also be used to describe someone whose behaviour is generally deemed ‘not okay’.

Almost always preceded by either the word ‘absolute’ or ‘complete’.
No one cares, you absolute mongbean!
mongbean by runnerbean November 9, 2021
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slick sexy salesman...or more commonly known as cheesepuff
at the end of the evening he became a sexy mongbean
mongbean by Lady K October 19, 2003
Name given to a rather sad little boy who has an unhealthy obsession for bowling pins and their many uses.
Oh, Your such a Mongbean!
Mongbean by Stef May 5, 2004
Formally known as Trevor Chie, Mongbean has a bukakke face problem where people find it necessary to Mazz on his face. So from this day forth, all people who have a problem with randoms Mazzing on their faces should be known as Mongbean.
Someone just mazzed on his face, he's such a Mongbean!
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026