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A person who is being particularly idiotic. Can also be used to describe someone whose behaviour is generally deemed ‘not okay’.

Almost always preceded by either the word ‘absolute’ or ‘complete’.
No one cares, you absolute mongbean!
mongbean by runnerbean November 9, 2021
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slick sexy salesman...or more commonly known as cheesepuff
at the end of the evening he became a sexy mongbean
mongbean by Lady K October 19, 2003
Name given to a rather sad little boy who has an unhealthy obsession for bowling pins and their many uses.
Oh, Your such a Mongbean!
Mongbean by Stef May 5, 2004
Formally known as Trevor Chie, Mongbean has a bukakke face problem where people find it necessary to Mazz on his face. So from this day forth, all people who have a problem with randoms Mazzing on their faces should be known as Mongbean.
Someone just mazzed on his face, he's such a Mongbean!

mongbeast 

A fat retard with a mongy eye a high sense of self importance and an insatiable appetite for fried food..it is attached permantly to its mothers breast and urinates when unhappy
mongbeast by gubbageeber January 20, 2015

mungbean 

when two guys find a dead chick and one puts his mouth over her pussy and the other jumps on her stomach and it is what come out
Go eat a mungbean!
mungbean by Anonymous May 12, 2003
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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