Money Bum

when a person makes the most out of his surroundings by using whatever he can to improve his comfort or situation in a bum like "situation" -- Mike

I was freezing cold in our hideout and was able to use my coat to keep me warm while sleeping on the floor. I was straight money bum.

by Money Bum January 2, 2010

no money bum

A "No Money Bum" is someone who causes negative effects to what you are doing and has no money.

Devin is a "No Money Bum" because he sold me record in 2k and fortnite.

by Uninstall October 20, 2019

Bum Money

The financial gifts bestowed upon one who is willing to offer their gentleman friend / lover / spouse (or someone else’s spouse) the regular joy of carnal delight a la derrière.

Sarah’s credit card bill was due on Monday. Fortunately, the filthy weekend she had planned with Gavin would assure sufficient Bum Money would be sent her way to cover it.

by Annie Myrtle April 4, 2019

monkey bum

when between your ass cheeks gets sweaty and my begin chaffing and causes discomfort.

hey i got some real bad monkey bum right now.

by extremeknowledge May 18, 2011

Monkey bum face

Similar to 'Monkey Face', when a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face. However when partaking in a 'Monkey Bum Face', the male shaves the hair from his bum instead of his genitals.

When finished shout "Monkey Bum Face" whilst doing jazz hands.

by The_Morganator August 10, 2009

kinky monkey bum sex

when a canteen smacks a soldiers ass

sir im getting kinky monkey bum sex

by teague k January 28, 2008

monkey bum pants

monkey bum pants is a nickname for very cute kitten, that is normally named after a superhero

my cat sure is a monkey bum pants. a monkey bum pants is the best kind of cat

by woahhuymandude May 8, 2018