mondane 

adi: to be of or alike the gloomy spirit of Monday morning \ (antonym) fridane

After rain all weekend, the atmosphere at work was mighty mondane.

mondane by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ June 19, 2011

Mondane 

Mondane is a small insignificant country located in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Mondane produces great poultry items such as chickens, chicken farmers, chicken feed, chicken clothes, chicken accessories and chicken houses. Its just basically a chicken country. However, no-one is sure whether this chicken country even exists.

Jeff: Hey fred i havent seen you in a while. Where ya been?
Fred: oh i just came back from Mondane.
Jeff: What the beef is a 'Mondane'?

Mondane by Bad Cheetah December 24, 2007

mundane matt 

A soy-filled bitch who records himself reading clickbait articles on Youtube like his viewers are all illiterate retards. Signs of being Mundane Matt include being a fat faggot with no chin and facial hair resembling a pug's ass, being too much of a massive fucking pussy to give an opinion on anything, collecting boulders with your wife's kid, and trying to deplatform anybody who makes fun of your miserable existence.

Good luck taking this definition down, Matt.

NOW WAIT A MINUTE! MATT, NO! MATT, NOOOO!!! - Ralph on Mundane Matt

mundane matt by Mister Medicare August 20, 2018

mondaze

a daze you find yourself in due to it being Monday

I locked my keys in my car because I was in a total Mondaze. I hate the start of a new work week.

mondaze by luv24328 August 9, 2009

Mondaze

Feeling extremely unhappy because the weekend is over and you have no choice but to go back to reality.

Mondaze at work. Wish it was Friday!

Mondaze by whenimaqueen August 21, 2018

Mundanebook 

An often unintentionally dull Facebook update, no-one really understands why these exist, possibly to feel important and to feel that people are interested in someones insignificant life. These are often greeted with... Silence... That or another 'MundaneBooker' clicking the 'Like' button and creating a vicious circle.

Status ---> Read ---> Liked (Thus original 'Mundanebooker' feeling self worth) ---> Process begins again.

Tom is on it this weekend, rofl.

"Have you spoken to Tom, apparently he's on it this weekend."
"Yeah, he's back on Mundanebook again."

Further examples:-

Matt is playing computer games, lulz.

Ellie has a boyfriend :) :), z0mg.

Mundanebook by MBook October 6, 2011

modane 

to make things, phrases, or situations gay and/or retarded without any effort.

Dave really modaned the moment with all his talk of men with cerebral palsy having massive penises.

modane by Willy Tallywhacker October 25, 2006