Momolog 

A two page text from your Mom that is overly inclusive and full of emojis, exclamation points and inappropriate use of abbreviations.

Check out the Momolog I just got dude:
Hey honey love you so much and miss you every 2nd of the day :) I know you will be glad to know that dad had his proctology (Lol) appointment yesterday and aside from the obvious discomfort :) of the exam, he seems to be doing OK...He is urinating fine today and his penis is without pain and he only got up during the night 4 times :) I love you so much and I'm so so so proud of you, love Mom

Momolog by Teresanursecoach February 7, 2019

monologuing 

The present tense/active form of monologued. The act of delivering an involved stream-of-consciousness exposition or explanation, usually in an overly dramatic fashion, that completely halts the conversation. Like in a book or movie where the action screeches to a halt so the character can stand and deliver a huge load of backstory or explanation. Not always TMI or a rant, although those can be forms of monologuing.

Man, she just started monologuing and it was all over.

monologuing by Me Thinking July 25, 2008

memologist 

A professional specializing in the study of memology, an emerging science dedicated to the documentation of internet memes.

Random Pleb: "I heard you became a memologist, congrats"

Recent graduate student: "Thanks dude, I got a degree in memology, but now I'm balls deep in student debt but it doesn't matter because being a memologist is my dream job. Now I got to get back to my computer and get on with my work, being a memologist requires a lot of hard work."

memologist by Homeless Chicken May 21, 2016

Bad Guy Monologue 

The tendency of some "geniuses" to tell people of their master plan to destroy them before actually doing it. This usually results in the plan being foiled and said "evil mastermind" getting their comeuppance.

Multiple James Bond Films.

"Oh great, ol' Goldfinger's got diarrhea of the mouth again and is giving his 'Bad Guy Monologue' before he saws the guy in half with a laser..."

"One of these days that's going to bite him in the ass."

Bad Guy Monologue by Will Colfax December 24, 2011

Memology

The emerging science of studying internet memes.

- So, I heard you're a memologist now? How's that working out for you?

- Meh, I basically spend a lot of time on the internet. This whole "What I really do" craze has me working overtime for days now, though.

- That's memology for you.

Memology by Dr. Meme April 23, 2012

Movologist 

1. One who specialises in the science of moving home, is a trusted expert in arranging home moving services and saving movers time. A personal moving concierge.

2. Is a title pertaining to the study of the moving home journey and it’s best practices by offering exceptional customer service.

3. A specialist that is part of Movinghub.

4. They are super friendly, super
intelligent and super helpful.

5. They create memorable customer
experiences.

Use a Movologist to organise your utilities and essential home moving services.

Movologist by Movinghub May 22, 2019

Inner monologue high

When you become so zooted (stoned) that you begin talk to yourself in the third person, while often creating imaginary people to have hypothetical conversations with. Essentially, you are having a conversation with multiple people that are within your mind discussing hypothetical situations that are often ridiculous and far-fetching.

Dude1: John, Look at that man cutting the grass! We need to stop him, he's murdering those blades of grass!

Pseudo-Dude2: Holy haberdashery John, you're right! He's a monster! Those poor blades of grass!

Pseudo-Dude3: Think about the baby grass blades! Watching their parents being gruesomely murdered and knowing that one day, they will be murdered too!

Dude1: Holy shit John, you're inner monologue high.

Inner monologue high by Mr. Expendable November 23, 2009