MOMOLOGY

The strange and disturbing study of moms

Yo so sick you study momology

by MOHAMMEDKALEEWEEWAAHCINHKARGEL-ZEHAD October 29, 2006

Memology

The emerging science of studying internet memes.

- So, I heard you're a memologist now? How's that working out for you?

- Meh, I basically spend a lot of time on the internet. This whole "What I really do" craze has me working overtime for days now, though.

- That's memology for you.

by Dr. Meme April 23, 2012

momologue

When your mother or mother-in-law calls to talk about everything and nothing at the same time. You have no hope of ever contributing to said conversation, and this tends to last for hours at a time. Unless you can find a timely excuse to get off the phone, you "lose signal", you pass the phone off to someone else (also known as a dick move), or she runs out of things to say (ie, the end of the world) you are permanently glued to the phone.

Jimmy was waiting for his girlfriend to call and was unfortunate enough to walk into a momologue due to his lack of caller ID.

Larry had been subjegated to so many hours of momologue, that 6 days later his landlady discovered his emaciated body attached to a phone, with some faint chatter going on in the background.

"Dude, your mom needs friends or something, thats the 3rd party you've missed this month."
"Dude, I know! She momologued for so long, I took a nap, woke up, and she was still going on about Aunt Linda's dog!"

by phoenix_starr23 April 19, 2009

momologue

When your mom gives you an excessively long lecture about stuff you did wrong.

I left my bike out in the rain and had to come inside and listen to my mom give me a two hour momologue about how I need to learn the value of money.

by tommytoes January 11, 2012

Memology

Memology is the science of memes and is well straight forward. It is used as a suppliment for "The science of memes".

Jeff: Ms. Murphy has a poor understanding of MEMOLOGY

by djpiper28 May 9, 2016

momologue

when your mom goes on, and on, and on, and etc. on the phone or about chores

person: Dude, my mom gave me the HUGEST momologue yesterday.
other person: Yeesh, how long was it?
person: Like an hour.

by KemKitty November 9, 2014

Momolog

A two page text from your Mom that is overly inclusive and full of emojis, exclamation points and inappropriate use of abbreviations.

Check out the Momolog I just got dude:
Hey honey love you so much and miss you every 2nd of the day :) I know you will be glad to know that dad had his proctology (Lol) appointment yesterday and aside from the obvious discomfort :) of the exam, he seems to be doing OK...He is urinating fine today and his penis is without pain and he only got up during the night 4 times :) I love you so much and I'm so so so proud of you, love Mom

by Teresanursecoach February 7, 2019