Mommy Muscle

Top tier, Grade demadome gorilla wrench grip cooch.

When you slide into some Top Tier, Mommy muscle and your trying not to bust quick.

by Dirtbagbradd March 30, 2023

muscle mommy

A woman with big muscle and that other girls look up to

Look at that muscle mommy

by Missmusclemommy December 20, 2022

Certified Muscle Mommy

A certified muscle mommy is a bad bitch and elite class of females who can deadlift and / or squat a minimum of 225LBS, and are visibly fit + muscular.

“Bro, did you see her pull 225 for reps? That’s a certified muscle mommy”

by paleempress February 24, 2023

Muscle Mommy

A tall, muscular, sometimes middle-aged woman who likes to treat their male (or female) partner like their own child, like how a mother does

Person 1: Bro, I got a muscle mommy girlfriend

Person 2: Damn, she looks old enough to be your mommy

by BSSNV2947 August 11, 2024