Virus that overtakes the stomach with instense pain and frequent bolts to the restroom. Poison althrougout your body. Also causes mind to function on a less than coherant state. Loud explosions of profanity and vulgar humor are recognized side effects. Contracted normally through bad diet after a long long period of drinking. You'll wake up still drunk normally keeping the feeling alive with more alcohol and bad food. Hot Wings, BBQ Ribs, and Beef Jerkey are part of the diet often associated with Black Momba or BM. Much worse than the normal shits or being hungover/drunk the next day. Can also be contracted by being bit or having intercourse with a BM positive organism. Virus origniated in Portugal and has links back to Don King in the Mike Tyson glory days.

My roomate said I got black momba from riding on the tractor in my bathing suit.

Josh got black momba when Tony ate too much jerkey and bit him for lying.

There's not enough toilet paper in the world to clear that shit when Ivan gets black momba.

Black Momba by lrakow September 19, 2008

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Momantai

There's no problem, everything problem has a solution.
Pinpointed by Terriermon of Digimon.

Timmy: "We're all going to die."
Terriermon: "Momantai."

Momantai by Momantabra June 27, 2010

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Mamba mentality

To attempt to reach above and beyond expectations no matter the circumstance.

Kobe Bryant being the embodiment of 'Mamba mentality'

Whether it be a play-off run or a training session Kobe always put an infinite amount of effort. That's mamba mentality.

Achilles torn Kobe still went up to take his free throws. That's mamba mentality.

R.I.P Kobe & Gigi.

Mamba mentality by J-Mat32 January 29, 2020

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Money Mamba

Money Mamba is a upcoming rapper from the Dallas area. He is also a gourmet chef because he cooks up bangers in the studio and cooks other players on the basketball court. At times, he has been compared to James Harden. Mamba can also breathe underwater because he is dripping 24/7 and his whole body is flooded—especially his wrists and neck—with iced out chains and other expensive jewelry. Money Mamba is an exceptional talent in the Dallas rap scene and has the potential to blow up any minute. His music is on Spotify, Apple Music/iTunes, Google Play, and many other mainstream platforms.

“Damn bruh, that shit go hard as fuck!”
“Yeah for real”
“Yuh. Who is that?”
“Bruh it’s Money Mamba. All his shit on anotha level no cap”

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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