Virus that overtakes the stomach with instense pain and frequent bolts to the restroom. Poison althrougout your body. Also causes mind to function on a less than coherant state. Loud explosions of profanity and vulgar humor are recognized side effects. Contracted normally through bad diet after a long long period of drinking. You'll wake up still drunk normally keeping the feeling alive with more alcohol and bad food. Hot Wings, BBQ Ribs, and Beef Jerkey are part of the diet often associated with Black Momba or BM. Much worse than the normal shits or being hungover/drunk the next day. Can also be contracted by being bit or having intercourse with a BM positive organism. Virus origniated in Portugal and has links back to Don King in the Mike Tyson glory days.

My roomate said I got black momba from riding on the tractor in my bathing suit.

Josh got black momba when Tony ate too much jerkey and bit him for lying.

There's not enough toilet paper in the world to clear that shit when Ivan gets black momba.

Black Momba by lrakow September 19, 2008

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Momantai

There's no problem, everything problem has a solution.
Pinpointed by Terriermon of Digimon.

Timmy: "We're all going to die."
Terriermon: "Momantai."

Momantai by Momantabra June 27, 2010

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Mamba mentality

To attempt to reach above and beyond expectations no matter the circumstance.

Kobe Bryant being the embodiment of 'Mamba mentality'

Whether it be a play-off run or a training session Kobe always put an infinite amount of effort. That's mamba mentality.

Achilles torn Kobe still went up to take his free throws. That's mamba mentality.

R.I.P Kobe & Gigi.

Mamba mentality by J-Mat32 January 29, 2020

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Money Mamba

Money Mamba is a upcoming rapper from the Dallas area. He is also a gourmet chef because he cooks up bangers in the studio and cooks other players on the basketball court. At times, he has been compared to James Harden. Mamba can also breathe underwater because he is dripping 24/7 and his whole body is flooded—especially his wrists and neck—with iced out chains and other expensive jewelry. Money Mamba is an exceptional talent in the Dallas rap scene and has the potential to blow up any minute. His music is on Spotify, Apple Music/iTunes, Google Play, and many other mainstream platforms.

“Damn bruh, that shit go hard as fuck!”
“Yeah for real”
“Yuh. Who is that?”
“Bruh it’s Money Mamba. All his shit on anotha level no cap”

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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