Mom Dance 

To stand there no matter how fast or slow the beat of the song is swaying from side to side while snapping your fingers.

As I peered over to the dance floor I acknowledged the woman performing the mom dance to both techno and to a love song.

Mom Dance by Dand902 September 25, 2010

Dance Mom 

A mother who usually shows up at competitions in skinny jeans and fancy expensive shoes that you can't afford. Often wealthy.
Will do absolutely anything to get their child to be better than yours. Pampers her daughter. Her daughter has the nicest material items.
The Dance Mom usually attempts to look about 10 1/2 years younger than their actual age. Will wear slutty dresses to a casual outing. Wears only the finest brands of makeup. Daughter is usually at her dance studio for 20 more hours than your daughter and always practicing. A dance mom will start drama at the drop of a hat, even literally.Cries all the time, especially when her
Child dances. Buys her daughter the best of dance clothes. Doesn't tend to acknowledge her non-dancing children if she has more.
Their natural habitat is anywhere, but they are commonly found on the streets of L.A or someplace in NY. Strict on their daughters. Will get drunk with other dance moms at a national competition. Usually drives a rich car like a BMW. Low in class and are known to say snotty comments to other moms or children. Their laughs are famous for being annoying as fuck. Commonly friendly with studio directors and will pity the shit out of them to favorite her child(ren). Forces her child(ren) to do dance events, even if its helping the studio, no matter what her child(ren)'s opinion(s) are. Knows everything about everyone and cooks a lot and tries to be a perfect family like on TV. Plastic surgery is common in this species.

Person A: "Dear God, Jeannie just baked Ms. Lauren brownies..."

Person B: "Oh Sharon, you know that Jeannie kisses the asses of all the teachers and directors to get her daughter, Avril, to outshine and be the favorites instead of our children, Matthew, Angelina, and Emily. She is a very big bitch and Dance Mom."

Dance Mom by sherunstheworldofgirls September 6, 2013

dance mom 

pushy, obnoxious crazy mothers who force their kids to act, model, dance or enter beauty contests. usually turning them into emotionally scarred adults who hate their parents.

joe: your mum is a crazy dance mom
lisa: i don't understand

dance mom by games98092893 August 19, 2019

dance mom 

Overweight mothers that try to make their daughters live out their dream of being a dancer, since they failed at it. A very group of egotistical women who live off their rich husband, while they sit on their fat asses barking orders at their daughters. These types of people should be avoided at all cost usually can spot them in suburbans. Ironically their daughter will more than likely end up just like their mothers and do the same thing to their kids, basically a repeating cycle of failures.

"I would never force my daughter to do something she didn't enjoy".

"Dance moms are lame"

dance mom by Blunktoker January 12, 2014

gay dance mom 

someone who can’t figure out their aesthetic

i’m a gay dance mom

gay dance mom by dancer_queen_9281 December 20, 2019

I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on 

Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.

Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)

I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on by Al_000 May 27, 2023

mom dancing 

A dance style characterized by easy, repetitive steps often requiring minimal effort and little skill. It is generally adopted by middle-aged Caucasian mothers with no sense of rhythm. This usually provokes an awkward feeling in young people associated with the the person who chooses to adopt the style.

As soon as they played Happy by Pharrell Williams there was some serious mom dancing going on amongst the mothers chaperoning our school dance.

I have trouble watching Kylie Minogue perform live these days. Her choreography has been reduced to mom dancing.

mom dancing by SupermanPunch May 25, 2014