mollywhomp

a) The act of completely destroying an opponent to the point of embarrassment.

b) To beat severely about the head and shoulders.

(see also: pwn)

"Man, we were playing team slayer on Halo 2 last night, and got totally mollywhomped 50-7."

"A young punk got completely mollywhomped last night leaving 2 black eyes and severe bruises that have him in critical condition."

by Adam Holloway July 21, 2005

Mollywhomp

The act of running into a huge crowd and hitting your enemy in the back of the head as hard as you can with the intention of catching them by surprise and knocking them out and the hittee wont know who the hitter was.

-I heard that john slept with your gurl.
--Oh man, john better stay out of crowds or i'm gunna mollywhomp his ass.

by scandes January 14, 2008

Mollywop

The act of grabbing ones flaccid unit at the base and smacking a ho upside the head with it, preferably in the cheek area.

Girl you need to calm down before I take this big ol dick and mollywop the everlasting hell out of you!

by HutchNation CEO March 27, 2022

Molleywhomped

to hit somebody so hard simply saying rocked doesn't quite describe it

Jon: Oh my god did you see that hit?!

Brandon: Yeah dude he got molleywhomped

by Brandon Hugenberg January 20, 2009

Collywhompkins

Crazy, out of whack, messed up; more so than "caddywhompus"; or
The evolved form of "caddywhompus."

Dude, that's so collywhompkins.

by Peachy-Keen July 24, 2009

gollywhompus

Something that is crooked, not straight, off center, or not looking nice.

Dude, that picture frame is totally gollywhompus.

by l8ghthen8ght September 25, 2011

molliwhopped

To ruin completely; to destroy; to render useless

That wide reciever got molliwhopped as soon as caught the ball.

by Soheil Saeed May 9, 2007