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Molly Mole

Molly Mole is an absolute Fuck-Head, her noes looks like the tip of a penis and her glasses make her look like a wanker, Molly wants to fuck Peppa in the ass cheeks and suck George's Fanny Flaps, overall, Molly Mole is a Cunt, Hoe, Slut, Whore, Fucker, Dildo-Sucker, Fanny Flap Licker and Dick. :)
Peppa: Molly Mole, where is your house?
Molly: In the ground! :D
Peppa's mind: oh shit, shes so fucking dirt poor that she lives in the ground, ugh, we're probably gonna have rabbit shit and bat cum for dinner.
Molly Mole by Mummy Mole October 15, 2019
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molly the mole 

a person who jimmies in on personal jokes
maddy: get over here b ry
Paula: Thats not cool. b ry sucks balls
Meg: shut up and stop being molly the mole, you will never understand

holy moly whack a moley 

Holy Moly Whack A Moley Is a another phrase instead of oh my god. ANd is abbreviated HMWAM
Random guy: "You Just Won $1,000,000!"
Jack: "Holy Moly Whack A Moley!."

Moley Boy 

Someone who has many moles on their body, could be called names such as MOLEY, MOLEFACE, MOLECAKE, MOLEBOY, MOLEY PERSON, or simply Tommy Clarke
Moley Boy by Poopoomonstarr November 13, 2010

Buggy Moley

a buggy moley is a female of questionable virtues, who works for the man who owns the buggy.
The boss man gets the 'buggy moley' to harness his horse and hitch it to the buggy when he goes off to visit the local establishment for a quenching ale and a raunchy hooker.
The buggy moley is called a moley because she drives him to the said establishment and 'warms him up' on the way by performing lewd acts, as the boss man isn't as young as he used to be and his oven must be stoked slowly to start the fire.

When the horse and buggy are snowed in or if the boss just cant be fagged going to the pub for a drinky and root, he calls upon his buggy moley to satisfy his dirty desires, if she is a very well trained buggy moley, she will even let him do her up the bum!
Buggy Moley by Cabinboy September 3, 2007

holey moley 

a phrase used in extreme disbelief, when you're speechless
H- no way! it that bowling for soup naké
J- HOLEY MOLEY!

Moley drop 

To fill all the frying vats at mcdonalds with large Quantities of chicken based products and pies e.g 25 pies or a full bag of chicken nuggets.
if some one shouts MOLEY DROP put every item you can fit in a basket fry the hell out of it. Remember half baskets are useless. ANY TIME OF THE DAY BUSY OR NOT A MOLEY DROP CAN BE USED :) SPREAD THE WORD!!!
Moley drop by mrmoley August 9, 2011