Definitions by chromal

moylesturbating 

Bragging / self proclaiming the importance of the work being undertaken by oneself, without endorsement by others. commonly coinciding with a whiff of bullshit.

"The important work I've got going on in the background is going to take a few hours overtime to finish"
"Mate, you're just moylesturbating, if you stopped kenning around you'd be done by lunch."

moylesturbating by chromal June 5, 2023

Kenning 

a seventeenth-century term meaning "Pretending to work when you're not actually doing anything useful at all, often using the self proclaimed importance (moylesturbating) of the pretend work to hold power over co-workers in a vain attempt to gain favour of upper management."

"He said he has got lots of really important reports to work on today, so I've had to get out and work on my own this morning."
"It would seem so, but he's just kenning as usual. When I came back into the office, he was just on the phone waffling to Linda."

Kenning by chromal June 5, 2023