moylesturbating

Bragging / self proclaiming the importance of the work being undertaken by oneself, without endorsement by others. commonly coinciding with a whiff of bullshit.

"The important work I've got going on in the background is going to take a few hours overtime to finish"
"Mate, you're just moylesturbating, if you stopped kenning around you'd be done by lunch."

by chromal June 5, 2023

molesterbating

molesting yourself or someone else while masturbating

1) dude george is molesterbating trae
2) trae molsterbates himself too much

by piznitch November 6, 2003