Molean 

Mixing gelatin with a nighttime cold medicine.

"Got my girls coming over with some molean and edibles."

Molean by Ak85 March 27, 2020

Hans Moleman 

A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.

Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."

Hans Moleman by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004

Molen 

A Molen in all respects of the word is a sort of an condemning of an action or circumstance of a given situation. The term derives from the great fall of Molengrad after the sacred army's of Molen where defeated in a campaign that lasted well over a thousand years. The war saw a great loss of life on both sides haunting many generations, but the battle of Molengrad was pivotal to end the war. When the battle was concluded and the corpses settled and rotted, buildings of great history reduced to black sand and ruin, and the red river turned into a bog hellscape. No people of any nation wanted the land, it was a common taboo to even mention such a name. Even in modern times it is considered superstitious to not seek blessing from "Molen" before any kind of confrontation and/or challenge as a sort of omen. Many often use the term to describe turmoil, destruction, plague, death, hardship, poverty, inhumane cruelty, threatening, judicial murder.

Person 1: "May 'Molen' have mercy on first battalion"

Person 2: "Is it that bad"
Person 1 "to the fullest extent"

Molen by Admiral Pringles September 2, 2022

Moleman United 

A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.

The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.

Moleman United by John Duckworth July 21, 2008

Molgan connection

Real bad xbox live connection that is so bad u are barely able to join a party or online game

Wow this kid has real bad molgan connection

Molgan connection by Molgan November 24, 2010

Chris McLean 

Game show host and world record holder for the biggest ego in Canadian history.

Wow Chris McLean is so hot I wish he would tail me!

Chris McLean by North06 May 27, 2021

Molan 

Means “plan”/ “motive” from the mix of the words

MOLAN

“What’s the molan? “

Molan by JAISABOUT December 22, 2019