moktar

an ugly female paki, generally one with really long hair.

go back to Pakistan you fucking moktar!

moktar by phr0st July 12, 2007

Moktar

A beautiful chocolate man. The best of friends. A smart man with big muscles

"Hey man, who is your cute friend over there?"
"Oh that's Moktar."

Moktar by Jimanthony May 17, 2025

Missoula Mortar and Pestle 

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.

Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet

Missoula Mortar and Pestle by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011

mokhtar 

someone who does not love very easily, but once in love will be crazy about that person

a guy who is very bossy, very controlling

most of the time is correct

very smart, flirty

always has good intentions

most of the time in love with girls not very tall, skinny, respectable, sweet, and caring, middle eastern decent.

someone who all the girls want but he only wants the one he loves. likes to flirty with a lot of girls but only wants one

that mokhtar guy is very clever

mokhtar by Louis Marino November 1, 2010

mortar 

To "sit on a mortar" is to suffer the consequences of a 'dirty bomb' detonation.

"Unfortunately Your Highness, my husband had some dodgy prawn chimichongas for lunch and has sat on a mortar, thus he will not be able to attend tea."

mortar by bromp December 9, 2008

mortard 

Someone who spams mortar shells in Battlefield 4

Those mortards are a relentless at attacking the base

mortard by asus 1090t March 13, 2014

Mexican Mortar Strike

Filling a sock with fresh crap that you just took and launching it into the air at an unsuspecting group of people. Must be launched in the air at a decent height. Works best after a night of heavy drinking and eating spicy food.

The people next door were being too loud at night, so Monty decided to launch a Mexican Mortar Strike on them.

Mexican Mortar Strike by Jameson Vandersnatch September 6, 2011