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Moktar
Moktar by Jimanthony May 17, 2025
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moktar • motard • mortar • Mortard • motarded • Mobtard • mootard • Mortar Strike • moctar • moctar sall
Missoula Mortar and Pestle
A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.
Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night
Nick: How?
Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
Nick: How?
Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
Missoula Mortar and Pestle by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011
mokhtar
someone who does not love very easily, but once in love will be crazy about that person
a guy who is very bossy, very controlling
most of the time is correct
very smart, flirty
always has good intentions
most of the time in love with girls not very tall, skinny, respectable, sweet, and caring, middle eastern decent.
someone who all the girls want but he only wants the one he loves. likes to flirty with a lot of girls but only wants one
a guy who is very bossy, very controlling
most of the time is correct
very smart, flirty
always has good intentions
most of the time in love with girls not very tall, skinny, respectable, sweet, and caring, middle eastern decent.
someone who all the girls want but he only wants the one he loves. likes to flirty with a lot of girls but only wants one
mokhtar by Louis Marino November 1, 2010
mortard
mortard by asus 1090t March 13, 2014
Mexican Mortar Strike
Filling a sock with fresh crap that you just took and launching it into the air at an unsuspecting group of people. Must be launched in the air at a decent height. Works best after a night of heavy drinking and eating spicy food.
The people next door were being too loud at night, so Monty decided to launch a Mexican Mortar Strike on them.
Mexican Mortar Strike by Jameson Vandersnatch September 6, 2011
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EBK
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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