Mokey po 

Something that is so slow that it is as effective as a person that has just smoked Marijuana and is starving when having munchies.

My pc is mokey po.

Mokey po by Doc know it all May 1, 2023

Hokey Pokey Mokey Sokey

"Darkness Reigns" in some language spoken by 17 people.

Hokey Pokey Mokey Sokey !

Hokey Pokey Mokey Sokey by Maybeyline June 11, 2018

Monkey Points 

In the film industry on low budget films, Monkey Points means that the talent (the actor, ...) receives a percentage of net profits instead of gross profits. Eddie Murphy coined the derogatory term because film industry accounting never shows a net profit and talent should always insist on points on gross profit, not net profit.

Eddie Murphy turned down the part saying he'd never be fool enough to take Monkey Points!

Monkey Points by CrazyManNo9B December 9, 2010

Monkey Poo Poo

An annoying little monkey who smells like shit and diarrheas everywhere. No one likes him :(

Pop : Omg is that Monkey Poo Poo?
Ket : Ew, he's really annoying.

Monkey Poo Poo by massive_diarrhea July 15, 2018

Monkey Positive 

Monkey positive means that your arm span is greather than your height.

That guy with the long arms, he must be monkey positive.

Monkey Positive by JossyF March 17, 2011

monkey porridge

When a black guy blows a load in your mouth so thick you have to chew it.

"I'ma drop a batch of monkey porridge in this bitches mouth."

monkey porridge by DrNegroLsd May 23, 2016

monkey poo

The little stubby bit of banana flesh which pulls out / breaks off of one end of the banana; it’s harder than normal, and often has a small thread dangling from it.

The use of the term "monkey poo" has resulted in many a child wasting a substantial amount of the banana for fear of eating the "icky" part.

"Don't eat that part of the banana, that's the monkey poo"

monkey poo by LarrySanders February 6, 2009