mojita 

(n). 1.your hunny/ nickname for your girl.
a chick that won't leave u..cuz you got her sooooo wet its unbelievable

2. nickname for ur wifey, so no one notices u talkin about her
2. FRIENDS FOR THE BENEFITS ..(sexual healing)

1. mojita got soo wet for me tonite...she passed out.
2. Mojita will never leave mojo because, he done did some things to mesmerozie her
2. Whenevr Mojita sees mojo, she drops and gets wet on the spot

mojita by F1F1 September 16, 2008

Mojita 

What the fuck is a Mojita?

Hym "Blegh! Blegh.......... Blegh...."

Iam "What is it?"

Hym "Drink this! Drink it now!"

Iam "Ok.... Ugh! What IS that!?"

Hym "Mojita."

Iam "That... Does nothing to tell me what it is..."

Hym "Blegh... It tastes like someone spit mouthwash into some sparkling water.... Blegh..."

Iam "Here... Let me try it again..... Eugh! It's like drinking carbonated toothpaste!"

Hym "Blegh... Give it... Give it back... BLEGH! I can feel the probiotics crawling across my tongue... Blegh..."

Iam "Hereherehere... Blagh! It tastes... AND FEELS... Like I just threw up... Blagh... Like bile and stomach acid are coating my mouth..."

Hym "Stop hogging it all to yourself! It's like someone robbed a dentist's office of their spittle tanks... Carbonated it... And sold the byproduct for 3.89... Blegh..."

Iam "Blagh-Urgh!"

Hym "Blegh..."

Iam "Blagh..."

Mojita by Hym Iam August 20, 2023

mojito diablo 

Rhum drink I created while working at the Fontainebleau in South Beach, Miami. To make one at home...
1 1/2 white tequila, 1/2 creme de cassis, 2 lime wedges, 12 fresh mint leaves, 3-6 oz 7-Up soda, 1 tbsp brown sugar.
Muddle sugar, mint and squeezed lime wedges in mixing tin until mixture smells like spearmint gum. Fill with ice, add tequila and cassis, shake until the tin is icey to the touch. Pour into a collins glass, top with 7-up and garnish with a sugarcane stick and fresh mint.

"Man, there are no manly cocktails out there."
"Sure there are. My Spiritual Advisor makes an awesome Mojito Diablo."

mojito diablo by vegasrew April 26, 2007

mohita

The bestest person you can ever meet. She deserves the moon, no the universe. If you hurt her, you don’t deserve her. She’s insanely beautiful, and so smart.

You’re great Mohita!

mohita by Hevuandlsngnsicksnxks May 20, 2018

Hot mojito 

Badass women surgeons that take no shit, run a tight ship, and have each other’s backs come hell or high water

That doctor that took care of me at the hospital is one hot mojito!

Hot mojito by DrMojito April 27, 2022

Mojtaba 

Mojtaba or Moshtaba is a nice male given name in Iran specially for Shias. It means the chosen one among many. The man with this name doesn't believe in love and thinks hormones are responsible for love feeling!

-Love you my Mojtaba! this is the 709th email from me

Mojtaba by your eternal love August 16, 2018

The New Mexico Mojito 

While doing a girl from behind, begin to yell incomprehensibly in Spanish, when she turns around to ask you what the hell youre doing, immediately ejaculate into a toilet plunger and stick it on her face without giving her any time to react.

“Hey John, what did you and Stacy do last night?”
“I served up the New Mexico Mojito if you know what I mean!”

The New Mexico Mojito by flocktoppler July 11, 2019