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a cool name, owned by a persian. Mojtaba means Chosen One and links back to over 1400 years ago.
Persians are the original Iranians. Used to live in Persia and Persepolis

Mojtaba means chosen one and comes from the name Hasan Al-Mujtabaa
Mojtaba by blahhhhzorgles. October 23, 2011
plays probably League all day and is still hardstuck.
A:I play League now
B: Ur suhc a mojtaba
Mojtaba by qdh April 24, 2020
A man who is always downbad no mattter the circumstances. He often has to remind himslef od the hala ways he must live. He is so immensely down bad that even the mere sight of a peach may rocket his excitment . Despite the obvious chrechteristics of his nature he will never admit how bad he is living in a state of constant denial.
Mike:Bro im so downbad right now

Friend: Dawg its your sorry stop being a Mojtaba
Mojtaba by halal cursader April 15, 2021
a dildo for a very hairy man
Someone at the WNBA game threw a Mojtaba onto the court.
Mojtaba by MasalaBallz March 11, 2026
Born leader, will fight for their own self desires and for the protection of those close to him. You would really want to know a Mujtaba.
Mujtaba is a straight up boss.
Mujtaba is a smart, caring, and handsome individual. He is very secretly muscular and hung guy. He hides his face behind his mask to let competition happen between the hottest and most popular guys in school. He never takes a day off and is a super hard worker. If you knew this guy in high school, it automatically lays you in the popular roster. He is usually the guy who turns guys gay and makes girls tumble over as they are overwhelmed with his manliness. If you know a Mujtaba, please do not ever leave his life, you will forever regret it. If you ever do cross his path, you will face the pain from the weapon in his pants since he is very hung as said before. Don’t be surprised to hear a slapping noise against his thighs when he walks in your presence.
“Oh my god babe, if only you were Mujtaba!”

“Bro, I wish I was Mujtaba right now, that chick would be under my arms.”
Mujtaba by Garmich April 1, 2022
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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