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Mobitard 

Noun:

One who is restricted in the richness of their online experience due to being contstrained to (or insisting on ) using a mobile device with its accompanying lack of plugins and small screen size.

Also one who misses out on real life experience due to attention being focussed on their device all the time.
That site is all flash based, I can't see a thing on this phone, what a mobitard!

hey did you see that just then, it was amazing!
nope, I was texting my mates.
You mobitard!
Mobitard by Zedsquared May 5, 2011
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Proper Noun: Word replacement used to show someones dislike for the internet application game Mobsters.

Noun: naming of people who play mobsters online who show a lack of intelligence.
"i fucking hate Mobtards."

"i hate all the stupid mobtards on Mobsters"
Mobtards by METAL BLOOD July 7, 2009
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A Mobster,(Myspace APP) who has been thoroughly beat, has the possibility, yet is too intellectually challenged to admit defeat and ask for a truce.
I killed that Mobtard because he did not truce.
proper noun - A name used to disrespectfully discribe a single person who defies the set limits, rules, or regulations of any one other person. this word is used in many instances because it is based solely on self preceptive rules. someone who over attacks based on a set of hits per day, even if they are retaliating against someone else who are levels below their own level. a person who uses vulgar and disrespectful terminology like racist comments or swearing on someone else's page. Anyone who believes their own personal rules must be followed otherwise they are claimed to be a MOBtard.
this MOBtard has been hitting me 50 times per day for the last 3 days can someone take care of him?

some MOBtard just told me i was a fucking piece of shit.

This guy keeps hitting me day in day out and leaving comments on my page that i am a bitch, he is the definition of a Mobtard.

These people with this stupid ass 3 hits per day rule are just a bunch of fucking MOBtards!
MOBtard by METAL BLOOD September 24, 2009
u fucking moitard
moitard by Soadina September 29, 2003

motitard 

Jarhead who thinks he's clever but in reality he's a complete dumbass.
That jarhead's insults to the recruit make zero sense.

Yeah he's a total Motitard.
motitard by Recked February 2, 2014
A Tiktoker usually called a goat He never misses and posts funny anime content. He can be found around The anime side of tiktok.
“Mobtard is a goat and never misses”😩
Mobtard by Mobtard February 14, 2021
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