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molten freddy

Molten Freddy is that muthafuckin bitch bear that likes tO s n e a k up on ya, and then kIlL yOU. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

LET ME GET PAST NIGHT TWO! GODFUCKINGDAMMIT-
*throws computer on ground*
"LINDA, MOLTEN FREDDY ANNOYS THE HELL OUTTA ME!! I CAN'T STOP FRIEND-RANTING-"
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v. mol·text, mol·text·ing, mol·texts

1. To disturb, interfere with, or annoy someone via text messaging aka sexting without their consent. May also happen during awkward situations ie; family dinners or business meetings.
The neighbor keeps moltexting me, that Dexter the Moltexter! I think my little brother gave him my number!
Moltext by Otta4Sho August 14, 2011

moisteaddison 

go kys moisteaddison
moisteaddison by lilly 247 October 12, 2021
A spanglish term for very attractive girls who you think you could hook up with.
"Hey Timmie, take a look at those moisteras, let's see what you got".
moisteras by B Wabo April 29, 2008

moltered 

to molter a rubiks cube is the act of leaving ones cube behind when changing location.
Doug moltered his cube the other day dude.. he was nearly in tears.
moltered by Molter555 March 23, 2012

The Molten Mr. Bolton

A nickname for the former Trumpian National Security Advisor and long time warmonger, John Bolton, due to his well-known reputation of volatility.
The Molten Mr. Bolton became irate about the possibility that he might be perceived as being involved in the Ukrainian quid pro quo fiasco, referring to it as a “drug deal.”