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molten freddy

Molten Freddy is that muthafuckin bitch bear that likes tO s n e a k up on ya, and then kIlL yOU. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

LET ME GET PAST NIGHT TWO! GODFUCKINGDAMMIT-
*throws computer on ground*
"LINDA, MOLTEN FREDDY ANNOYS THE HELL OUTTA ME!! I CAN'T STOP FRIEND-RANTING-"
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v. mol·text, mol·text·ing, mol·texts

1. To disturb, interfere with, or annoy someone via text messaging aka sexting without their consent. May also happen during awkward situations ie; family dinners or business meetings.
The neighbor keeps moltexting me, that Dexter the Moltexter! I think my little brother gave him my number!
Moltext by Otta4Sho August 14, 2011

moisteaddison 

the worst fan page to ever exist <3
go kys moisteaddison
moisteaddison by lilly 247 October 12, 2021
A spanglish term for very attractive girls who you think you could hook up with.
"Hey Timmie, take a look at those moisteras, let's see what you got".
moisteras by B Wabo April 29, 2008

moltered 

to molter a rubiks cube is the act of leaving ones cube behind when changing location.
Doug moltered his cube the other day dude.. he was nearly in tears.
moltered by Molter555 March 23, 2012

The Molten Mr. Bolton

A nickname for the former Trumpian National Security Advisor and long time warmonger, John Bolton, due to his well-known reputation of volatility.
The Molten Mr. Bolton became irate about the possibility that he might be perceived as being involved in the Ukrainian quid pro quo fiasco, referring to it as a “drug deal.”
The Molten Mr. Bolton by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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