1) The act of loving
food so much that you have sexual feelings toward it. This can be anything from messing around with
food to eating your own throw up. Symptons include depression, weight loss, and
random spasms of throwing up pasta at italian dinners. Victims of momosexuality will also possess a mass love for swag and the act/ability of swagger. Because of this, they may lose all of their friends and die
alone. You have to be born with momosexuality, and it is incurable, just like
AIDS or
cancer. It can also be fatal as the
food may give way to other disease, and is responsible for
78% of the deaths in India every year, as well as 32% of the deaths in the US. This disease was named by the CDC as "the end to all life on earth" and "the way of our extinction", but nothing has fully been proven yet. If you have momosexuality, the best thing to do is join the cast of glee, where you will be accepted for the individuality you have as a person If you haven't already been hunted down by the governmant and quarantined.
