1) The act of loving food so much that you have sexual feelings toward it. This can be anything from messing around with food to eating your own throw up. Symptons include
depression, weight loss, and
random spasms of throwing up pasta at italian dinners. Victims of momosexuality will also possess a mass love for swag and the act/ability of swagger. Because of this, they
may lose all of their friends and die alone. You have to be born with momosexuality, and it is incurable, just like
AIDS or cancer. It can also be fatal as the food
may give way to other disease, and is responsible for 78% of the deaths in India every year, as well as 32% of the deaths in the US. This disease was named by the CDC as "the end to all
life on earth" and "the way of our extinction", but nothing has fully been proven yet. If you have momosexuality, the best thing to do is join the cast of
glee, where you will be accepted for the individuality you have as a person If you haven't already been hunted down by the governmant and quarantined.
