Mahomosexual

1. When you are obsessed with Mahomes, similar to Bronsexuals.

2. When you're gay only for the homies

1. (Dude) "Mahomes is better than Brady, Montana, Manning, and every other QB ever omg." (Other dude) " You're a Mahomosexual dude"

2. Tony : "Yo you wanna suck my dick?"

Jared "Thats gay as fuck but your my friend and I'm mahomosexual so whip out"

Mahomosexual by WellDefinedNibba October 26, 2020

makotosexual 

1. to be obsessed and only in love with makoto forever.
2. to become a citizen of the country of makotistan.

girl one: "Omg did you see the new season of free?"
girl two: "yES THIS IS THE SOCIAL EVENT OF THE YEAR I AM TOTALLY MAKOTOSEXUAL"
*other fangirl phrases*

makotosexual by idlingwildly November 6, 2014

momosexual 

a sexuality which involves one having sexual desires and cravings for the one and only momo

damn that momo ass is looking nicee. i’m so momosexual

momosexual by boner_man69 March 8, 2019

Mohomosexual 

When two same-same Muslims find themselves turning gay for living in a gender segregated society.. The risk of Mohomosexuality is high in Islamic countries !!

Mohomos.. Homos NOT by choice !

Mohomosexual:

Mohomo me.. When the opposite sex is unavailable !

Mohomosexual by Fé. May 8, 2011

momosexual 

1) The act of loving food so much that you have sexual feelings toward it. This can be anything from messing around with food to eating your own throw up. Symptons include depression, weight loss, and random spasms of throwing up pasta at italian dinners. Victims of momosexuality will also possess a mass love for swag and the act/ability of swagger. Because of this, they may lose all of their friends and die alone. You have to be born with momosexuality, and it is incurable, just like AIDS or cancer. It can also be fatal as the food may give way to other disease, and is responsible for 78% of the deaths in India every year, as well as 32% of the deaths in the US. This disease was named by the CDC as "the end to all life on earth" and "the way of our extinction", but nothing has fully been proven yet. If you have momosexuality, the best thing to do is join the cast of glee, where you will be accepted for the individuality you have as a person If you haven't already been hunted down by the governmant and quarantined.

Tyreese: Oh, Elvis was such a momosexual with all his food he had everywhere

Darryl: I DONT NEED TO KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW

momosexual by MomoTheEaterOfWorlds October 6, 2013

jahomosexual 

Person or group of people involved with comunial bathing and feeding inclding wild animals and livestock.

The well practiced jahomosexual will go unidentified by the public,

The Jahomosexual (jahomo) is recognisable with closer observation, most obvious signs are the wearing or displaying of a blue or turquoise triangle (necklace or tattoo) on the body and/or piece of property owned by the jahomo.

Damn, Alex is such a jahomosexual, i cant belive he showers with his dog.

jahomosexual by mrnaturallx May 4, 2009

momosexual 

A momo or momosexual is a male that falls somewhere between a metrosexual and a homosexual. This is usually a metrosexual male that is yet to come out of the closet. Unlike a conventional metrosexual who cares about his appearance and hygiene, he does actually have homosexual tendencies (which he may or may not know about).

"Dude, wearing that pink sweater and baby blue wife beater at the Portsea Pub is really pushing your luck. The bogans aint going to like it. You are such a momosexual!"

momosexual by darbers July 30, 2008