Accidental, unintentional contact between your naked arse-cheeks and another individual's naked arse-cheeks, resulting in a panicked moment of pause, sudden development of perfect posture on bolting upright, butt-hole puckering and the grunted "sorry" cough being elicited. Commonplace at such establishments as gyms or work locker rooms.
Two individuals standing side by side at neighbouring lockers.
Individual One: *turns to the right, bends over*
Individual Two: *turns to the left, bends over*
Describes someone who is a gay ass homosexual dark skinned south indian mothefucker who likes to make up fake facts about dick size to further appease his shame of having a pencil dick. Dumbass thinks south Indians are descended from blacks when realistically they are not and are of mongoloid descent. Has a personal beef with Punjabis and North Indians and seems to think by posting numerous posts about dick size itll make his own grow.
Person who is acting like a MoollahDoPyaza: I have a pencil dick. Maybe if I write numerous definitions about dick size on urban dictionary my penis will grow.
a horrible 8-10 mile uphill run on dirt extending out from mulholland drive. used by coach craig as a punishment for the calabasas high school cross country team
kid 1: i heard we're doing dirt mulholland on monday kid 2:cock! thats pure fucking dick!
kid 3:rebecca's a whore
A 2001 psychological thriller flick directed by David Lynch. A very confusing ass movie if you ask me starring Naomi Watts. Great plot great acting and everything but it would take to be watched at least 3 times to understand the movie.
Mulholland Dr. was sweet. But hey can anyone tell me wtf was the movie about anyways?
momoland is a Kpop girl group made up of 7 members: Hyebin, Yeonwoo, Jane, Nayun, JooE, Ahin, and Nancy, they debuted on November 10th 2016. their biggest songs are BAAM and bboom bboom
person 1: have you heard the song BAAM??
person 2: no, who is it by?
person 1: momoland
person : thats cool, I like momoland's "bboom bboom"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!