The word mohakk is the epitome of ugliness and oh God their iq is so good you will sometimes question your existence and might want to clean your ears with acid after hearing them speak.
Tall strip of grass left behind when you don't mow tight to the previous row.
Doug: Wow Tom! Your yard looks terrible! Look at all the lawn mohawks you have. Were you drunk or something?
Tom: I know. It's awful. I had my kid mow the lawn, but at least he finished. I'll trim those mohawks next time I mow!
Mohak is a very sweet and loving individual. His friends and family are very fond of him and call him cool but sometimes embarrassing nicknames. He's a very energetic guy who barely sleeps. It's almost as if he's downed 50 Red Bulls. He sometimes lies about things such as the amount of sleep he gets at night. He also has immaculate music taste, he's always teaching you something new and reminding you of how special you are. He has a heart of gold and doesn't get angered or annoyed easily. If he does get annoyed or pissed off, you better run. You should be lucky to have someone like him in your life and never take him for granted. He also makes you laugh and makes you feel at home with him. When you're with him, you feel like nothing in the world matters as much. It's just you and him against the entire world. He is a loyal friend who will always have your back and make sure you're safe.
When a large, sweaty, naked native american stands above you spreading their ass as you sit on the the ground "indian" style while they clench their ass cheeks on your head and stand up slowly, leaving a smelly, greasy, crusty mohawk behind.
The act of excessively masturbating in your pants and splooging all over your gooch area
until your durf, (hair on gooch), has enough jizz on it to spike into a mohawk.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.