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oh maweee, you're such a bloody mofof
Mofof by SwankyMooseSylv July 24, 2006
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Steven Moffat

Evil Genius
One of the writers for Doctor Who and Sherlock on the BBC.
Enjoys tormenting his fans with twists, cliffhangers, and long waits between seasons.
Frequently blamed for the heartbreak fans experience from his shows.
Show ends with a terrible cliffhanger: This show is totally pulling a Steven Moffat!

Sherlock fan: Now I have to wait a year for the torment to end. Why does Steven Moffat torment me so? *shakes fist at air* Moffat!
Related Words

Crazy Mofo 

Word used for Directioners after Niall Horan(From Boy band One Direction) tweeted that he broke his bed from jumping on it. He called us Directioners that because of all of the responses he got to that tweet. The term Crazy mofo means "crazy motherf*cker". Carefree Mofo is commonly used to describe Niall Horan.
Tweets about Crazy Mofo:

Niall Horan ‏@NiallOfficial
"Came in last night! Jumped on my bed and broke it! So had to sleep on the couch! not the best nights sleep I've ever had ! #NoInnuendos"

Niall Horan ‏@NiallOfficial
"Lookin at the replies to bed tweet! U guys are nuts ahaha! not one non- sexual tweet! ##crazymofos"

Niall Horan ‏@NiallOfficial
"Hahaha the trends ! You lot are mad ! #crazymofos !"

Niall Horan ‏@NiallOfficial
“@malikyourface_: niall so wants to change the fandom name to #crazymofos” lets do it!

Niall Horan ‏@NiallOfficial
"#crazymofos still trending hahahah!"
Crazy Mofo by Marzapanmarah June 4, 2013
The King of all things troll-ish who reigns over a land in which the people are constantly crying and everything hurts. Reichenbach's soundtrack is played on a loop in all the supermarkets, and Doomsday is played in all the local bars. In these bars you are personally waited upon by a Mark Gatiss, who will serve you your soul on a silver platter.
Fangirl 1: I can't stop crying
Fangirl 2: Moffat struck again, didn't he.
Fangirl 1+2: /Cry
Moffat by JustBeingBreezy May 11, 2012

MoFoozzy 

Stank ass pussy. Sweaty un-bathed vagina. Odoriferous and unkempt pussy. Smelly vagina that makes your eyes water.
The dance floor at the club smelled of MoFoozy after Alex brought in those cheap Hoes. The office had a distinct aura of MoFoozzy after he had the new waitress upstairs.
MoFoozzy by Kate Cannon January 6, 2009

Mofo in Chief 

Just another one of the many impossible to fathom nicknames for the 45th POTUS.
Dat dude chill, he da Mofo in Chief fo’ sho.
Mofo in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl April 15, 2020
Moff, (Usually spelt "Moph" in english) is a highly versatile word, meaning any sort of lazy action, or a less than exceptionally executed task.

To 'Moff' (Moph) is to sit around being a layabout, and not participating in creating the greater good for society.

To do something in a 'Moffy' (Mophy) manner is to take part in an action without being very committed or performing at the zenith of ones abilities.

If something or someone looks. 'Moffy' (Mophy) it/they generally look uninterested and tired, or in the case of the object being a thing, look to be large, clumsy and/or of a funky colour.

In essence, 'Moff' (Moph) can be a verb, a noun, an adjective, an adverb or a preposition, but should be used with caution, as the word will lose it's meaning after a while.
Example 1. 'Moff is used as a verb:
Anton: What are you guys doing here?
Titus: Nothing, we're just moffing. You?
Anton: Nothing, i might aswell join you.

Example 2: 'Moffy' is used as an adverb:

Felix: How are we three goals down?
Henrik: Our goalkeeper is playing in a moffy manner.

Felix: Oh, yeah. He can be a real Moff sometimes.
Moff by Smegway February 4, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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