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Moff, (Usually spelt "Moph" in english) is a highly versatile word, meaning any sort of lazy action, or a less than exceptionally executed task.

To 'Moff' (Moph) is to sit around being a layabout, and not participating in creating the greater good for society.

To do something in a 'Moffy' (Mophy) manner is to take part in an action without being very committed or performing at the zenith of ones abilities.

If something or someone looks. 'Moffy' (Mophy) it/they generally look uninterested and tired, or in the case of the object being a thing, look to be large, clumsy and/or of a funky colour.

In essence, 'Moff' (Moph) can be a verb, a noun, an adjective, an adverb or a preposition, but should be used with caution, as the word will lose it's meaning after a while.
Example 1. 'Moff is used as a verb:
Anton: What are you guys doing here?
Titus: Nothing, we're just moffing. You?
Anton: Nothing, i might aswell join you.

Example 2: 'Moffy' is used as an adverb:

Felix: How are we three goals down?
Henrik: Our goalkeeper is playing in a moffy manner.

Felix: Oh, yeah. He can be a real Moff sometimes.
by Smegway February 04, 2018
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"moff" is a synonym for legendary, or legend.
it is moff to come up with the phrase "look, i made my DNA today, there it is, floating about like a gypsy"
by mrs de veir June 24, 2005
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A term commonly used in the North East of Scotland. It means excellent, brilliant etc.
That's pure moff, like.
by PastyBlueHighlander February 11, 2011
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a shortened version of I am leaving
i can't be arsed with your fucking bullshit any more you half witted slag of an excuse to be called human. moff
by george January 02, 2004
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The vagina of a Muppet. Moist and delicious.
Miss Piggy's moff was sopping with delight, ready for Kermie's green penetrator.
by Balls J. Mahoney September 15, 2006
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Morbidly
Obese
Fat
Fuck

Usually relating of a person of a rather larger than normal size, with a repulsive or disturbing appearance, and the characteristics of a fuck.
Sean: Hey man, look at dat nice girl righ o'er dare. I would sure hell tap dat ass

Nate: EWW REALLY DUDE!? Look at her! She naturally has a huge ass because she's a moff you freak.

Sean: Yo man, I like 'em fat. Mo' cushion for da pushin'. Ya kno what I'm sayin'?

Nate: ...
by M1NDL3SS June 23, 2011
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The word "moff" derived from the southern part regions of Africa and is used to describe a form of state or being (hungover, tired, wasted etc.). This form of communication has been adapted in the creation of slang between the german, afrikaans and english speaking cultures in regions like Namibia, Botswana or South Africa.
Johann: Dude, you look moff man!
Kevin: Thanks! I feel moff aswell.

or

Silvia: Holy!!!! What happend to you?
James: The party last night made me absolutely moff. Way to much booze. I need to rest and go on a detox.
by doktaj February 01, 2011
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