Moffy 

Originating from the midlands, a term used to describe the act of doing a moffy, or for someone to feel the responsibilities of said moffy, if just for a bit

Fuck me tyrone, was that moffy, that mad biatch?

Moffy by Moff April 13, 2005

Moffy Scrolet 

Moffy Scrolet is when you have a Scruffy Mullet it was definitely not me trying to say scruffy mullet but it ended up coming out as moffy scrolet

Me: i cut my hair now I look like I have a moffy scrolet

Cousin: what?

Moffy Scrolet by Pilot Leo August 15, 2021

The Moffy

A guy who may or may not have connections with the entity known as "The Budda".
Wanted for war crimes and the excessive use of Johnny's.

"Who's that guy who uses too many condoms?"
"That's the Moffy..."

The Moffy by Youlikemen October 5, 2024

Steven Moffat

Evil Genius
One of the writers for Doctor Who and Sherlock on the BBC.
Enjoys tormenting his fans with twists, cliffhangers, and long waits between seasons.
Frequently blamed for the heartbreak fans experience from his shows.

Show ends with a terrible cliffhanger: This show is totally pulling a Steven Moffat!

Sherlock fan: Now I have to wait a year for the torment to end. Why does Steven Moffat torment me so? *shakes fist at air* Moffat!

Steven Moffat by You'll never guess August 3, 2012

Moffat

The King of all things troll-ish who reigns over a land in which the people are constantly crying and everything hurts. Reichenbach's soundtrack is played on a loop in all the supermarkets, and Doomsday is played in all the local bars. In these bars you are personally waited upon by a Mark Gatiss, who will serve you your soul on a silver platter.

Fangirl 1: I can't stop crying
Fangirl 2: Moffat struck again, didn't he.
Fangirl 1+2: /Cry

Moffat by JustBeingBreezy May 11, 2012

Moff 

Moff, (Usually spelt "Moph" in english) is a highly versatile word, meaning any sort of lazy action, or a less than exceptionally executed task.

To 'Moff' (Moph) is to sit around being a layabout, and not participating in creating the greater good for society.

To do something in a 'Moffy' (Mophy) manner is to take part in an action without being very committed or performing at the zenith of ones abilities.

If something or someone looks. 'Moffy' (Mophy) it/they generally look uninterested and tired, or in the case of the object being a thing, look to be large, clumsy and/or of a funky colour.

In essence, 'Moff' (Moph) can be a verb, a noun, an adjective, an adverb or a preposition, but should be used with caution, as the word will lose it's meaning after a while.

Example 1. 'Moff is used as a verb:
Anton: What are you guys doing here?
Titus: Nothing, we're just moffing. You?
Anton: Nothing, i might aswell join you.

Example 2: 'Moffy' is used as an adverb:

Felix: How are we three goals down?
Henrik: Our goalkeeper is playing in a moffy manner.

Felix: Oh, yeah. He can be a real Moff sometimes.

Moff by Smegway February 4, 2018

Moffat

A single word explaining all sorrow. Coming from Steven Moffat, who has bought sadness to many BBC fandoms.

Person 1: Why are you crying?
Person 2: Because Moffat.

Moffat by v-vesps January 19, 2013