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moffit

heard in Clubs, usually in the Midlands area of the UK.

It basically means 'I am off it!"
I am proper Moffit...
by Dan Perry March 31, 2004
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moffit

To pull into a parallel parking space head first rather than properly backing into it.

Source: Mike Moffit, a character on Seinfeld.
That douchebag pulled a moffit on me and stole the space I was about to back into.
by Mark Echo January 27, 2010
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Moffit

A fag that lets gays feel him up and has one testicle.
Did you hear what he did with the gay kid? Yeah, he's a moffit
by MMSObserver July 13, 2009
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Moffit

Donkey Rapist, term popular in East Northamptonshire around small rural villages. Highly offensive!
"Dave is blatantly a Moffit."
"Lock up your Donkeys, there's a Moffit about!"
"What a moffit that guy behind the bar was!"
"He was sucking his thumb, what an absolute Moffit,"
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moffited

Getting stuck in a conversation that lasts ten times longer than it should.
I just got moffited by Larry from Accounting regarding my expense report.
by iamnottomgreen2 May 6, 2014
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