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heard in Clubs, usually in the Midlands area of the UK.

It basically means 'I am off it!"
by Dan Perry March 31, 2004
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A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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To pull into a parallel parking space head first rather than properly backing into it.

Source: Mike Moffit, a character on Seinfeld.
That douchebag pulled a moffit on me and stole the space I was about to back into.
by Mark Echo January 27, 2010
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A fag that lets gays feel him up and has one testicle.
Did you hear what he did with the gay kid? Yeah, he's a moffit
by MMSObserver July 13, 2009
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Donkey Rapist, term popular in East Northamptonshire around small rural villages. Highly offensive!
"Dave is blatantly a Moffit."
"Lock up your Donkeys, there's a Moffit about!"
"What a moffit that guy behind the bar was!"
"He was sucking his thumb, what an absolute Moffit,"
by Joseph the noble prophet Smith December 19, 2007
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