Moats

Normally a ring of water around a castle, in this case the ring around the nipple.

Damn girl your moats nearly cover your whole udder, they look like hamburger patty's

by andymack78 March 24, 2019

moats

To be totaly and absolutly screwed over

after geting struck by lightning 15 times in a row every one knew dave had been moatsed

by Anonymous June 7, 2003

Atticus Moats

A man who will stick his dick into any holes he can find, including his own

“Damn that tree looking thick af” -Atticus Moats

by Alexmoreno August 23, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

chifuyu matsuno

a pretty boy who loves cats and owns a pet shop <3 he's also very loyal, a very great friend/partner and very romantic

who's chifuyu matsuno? ah he's my boyfriend ofc <3

by hikaruvq July 15, 2021

have the meats

A more cultured way of saying that a business (usually a chain) carries products of good quality under the category they specialize in. Taken from fast food chain Arby’s slogan: “we have the meats”. Can also be “had” or “has” depending on sentence being in past, present, or future tense.

“Don’t get me a gift card to Home Depot. Get me one to Lowe’s instead, because Lowe’s has the meats.”

“I think we can all agree that Arby’s does NOT have the meats, unless we’re talking about their roast beef.”

“Blockbuster had the meats back in the day. It’s really sad that they closed down.”

by young cove seasoning June 23, 2022

Matsumoto

a noun that describes a weird person with a creepy smile. Originated from Mr. Paul Matsumoto, a chemistry teacher who smiles every time when he tortures his students.

Student A: Mats, how are we supposed to know this?
Matsumoto: You learnt this before. Now you gotta integrate. Isn't this fun? (creepy smile... ;D)
Student A: uhh...

by A guy from San Francisco April 9, 2013