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Normally a ring of water around a castle, in this case the ring around the nipple.
Damn girl your moats nearly cover your whole udder, they look like hamburger patty's
Moats by andymack78 March 24, 2019
Words you can keep
after geting struck by lightning 15 times in a row every one knew dave had been moatsed
moats by Anonymous June 7, 2003

Atticus Moats 

A man who will stick his dick into any holes he can find, including his own
“Damn that tree looking thick af” -Atticus Moats
Atticus Moats by Alexmoreno August 23, 2018

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chifuyu matsuno 

a pretty boy who loves cats and owns a pet shop <3 he's also very loyal, a very great friend/partner and very romantic
who's chifuyu matsuno? ah he's my boyfriend ofc <3
chifuyu matsuno by hikaruvq July 15, 2021

have the meats 

A more cultured way of saying that a business (usually a chain) carries products of good quality under the category they specialize in. Taken from fast food chain Arby’s slogan: “we have the meats”. Can also be “had” or “has” depending on sentence being in past, present, or future tense.
“Don’t get me a gift card to Home Depot. Get me one to Lowe’s instead, because Lowe’s has the meats.”

“I think we can all agree that Arby’s does NOT have the meats, unless we’re talking about their roast beef.”

“Blockbuster had the meats back in the day. It’s really sad that they closed down.”

Matsumoto 

a noun that describes a weird person with a creepy smile. Originated from Mr. Paul Matsumoto, a chemistry teacher who smiles every time when he tortures his students.
Student A: Mats, how are we supposed to know this?
Matsumoto: You learnt this before. Now you gotta integrate. Isn't this fun? (creepy smile... ;D)
Student A: uhh...
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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