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after geting struck by lightning 15 times in a row every one knew dave had been moatsed
moats by Anonymous June 7, 2003

Atticus Moats 

A man who will stick his dick into any holes he can find, including his own
Damn that tree looking thick af” -Atticus Moats
Atticus Moats by Alexmoreno August 23, 2018

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chifuyu matsuno 

a pretty boy who loves cats and owns a pet shop <3 he's also very loyal, a very great friend/partner and very romantic
who's chifuyu matsuno? ah he's my boyfriend ofc <3
chifuyu matsuno by hikaruvq July 15, 2021

have the meats 

A more cultured way of saying that a business (usually a chain) carries products of good quality under the category they specialize in. Taken from fast food chain Arby’s slogan: “we have the meats”. Can also be “had” or “has” depending on sentence being in past, present, or future tense.
“Don’t get me a gift card to Home Depot. Get me one to Lowe’s instead, because Lowe’s has the meats.”

“I think we can all agree that Arby’s does NOT have the meats, unless we’re talking about their roast beef.”

Blockbuster had the meats back in the day. It’s really sad that they closed down.”

Matsumoto 

a noun that describes a weird person with a creepy smile. Originated from Mr. Paul Matsumoto, a chemistry teacher who smiles every time when he tortures his students.
Student A: Mats, how are we supposed to know this?
Matsumoto: You learnt this before. Now you gotta integrate. Isn't this fun? (creepy smile... ;D)
Student A: uhh...