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What you feed message board trolls to provoke them.
Hungry Troll: I hate Chuck Norris
Troll Feeder: NOWAIZ! Chuck is awesum!
Former Hungry Troll: Your all idiots.
Bystander: STOP FEEDING THE TROLL MOAT!
by Keraz Eguy February 05, 2010
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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large ring of water surrounding a castle
OR the gigantic golden toilet of a very rich man.
"holy shit, you shoulda seen that rich guys moat!"
"he got a castle?!"
"no, stupid, the TOILET"
by Gwando November 09, 2003
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Normally a ring of water around a castle, in this case the ring around the nipple.
Damn girl your moats nearly cover your whole udder, they look like hamburger patty's
by andymack78 March 24, 2019
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pronounciation = (Mow-At!)

Mother
Of
All
Terds
Marv decided he was FOP, went to the can and
dropped a MOAT.

by PRTHD WMN September 15, 2005
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The nightlife phenomenon that occurs when several creeps and/or lurkers simultaneously surround a dance floor and leer at the dancing women in a disturbing fashion. A full moat occurs when the creep formation achieves a full 360 degree circle around the victims.
Entranced by the rhythmic pulses of the women's tender bodies, Steve joined the other creeps in forming a moat around the dancefloor.
by Bobby Ganouj July 09, 2009
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