What you feed message board trolls to provoke them.

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.

large ring of water surrounding a castle
OR the gigantic golden toilet of a very rich man.

Normally a ring of water around a castle, in this case the ring around the nipple.

pronounciation = (Mow-At!)

Mother
Of
All
Terds

a half goat, half man.

The nightlife phenomenon that occurs when several creeps and/or lurkers simultaneously surround a dance floor and leer at the dancing women in a disturbing fashion. A full moat occurs when the creep formation achieves a full 360 degree circle around the victims.