a school where there are too many
rules and just
suck period!! mostly everyone that goes to this school hates it! the teachers, hall monitors and even librarians take their jobs waaay to
seriously! this school sucks...
You know you go to Metea Valley when
1. you have gotten PDAed at least
3 times for the dumbest shit
2. you are taller than the lockers
3. your siblings are older than the teachers at the school
4. you've spent a class period sitting in smiths class when you've never had him as a teacher
5. you've gotten sent back to class for not having a pass multiple times in one day
6. you have tried to sneak around Mr. Gordan to get to the vending machines
7. you know more than
3 pot dealers
8. you have come to school high or
drunk
9. you laughed when sydney degan fell in a cheer routine
10. you got dress coded for a completely appropriate outfit
11. you
sat in the office for over 2 class periods because you were dress coded
12. you freeked out when mushu the
snake was stolen/escaped from smiths first semester
13. you've gave/got head more than
3 times in a week
14. you went to at least
one epic drinking
party during the year
15. you've stolen food and gotten away with it
16. you live 45 min away from the school
17. your middle school split to go to metea
18. you are a sophomore or freshmen
19. you
hate your school
20. you have never gone to a football game or sporting event