Moetea 

An ancient tribe once roamed Africa named the "Moetea". However rare, it is without doubt you will find a member of this tribe in the most common of places, a restaurant, right here in the U.S.

Easy to spot, they are usually carrying such an important item like tea. If you are a tea drinker than you surely have come across one, when they lean over and ax you "Moetea?"

Moetea by BRP October 8, 2005

montease 

1. (noun) Montgomery glands, or monties, that are partially visible underneath a woman's blouse or top. When in a private setting, the clothing might be transparent. But more often, a montease occurs in public, when an otherwise modest blouse allows the contours of the Montgomery glands to become visible, as bumps in the fabric.

2. (verb) to expose the contours of one's monties (Montgomery glands) with revealing clothing, especially when done deliberately, in public.

"When it gets cold, my girl's monties pucker up and show through a tight blouse, if the cloth is real thin. Sometimes, her monties show when it's not cold, it's just a sign that she's feeling hot." (LOL)

Overheard on the outdoor patio of a restaurant, as a cool fall breeze spread a chill over the crowd:
"Dern... I wonder if our waitress knows that her nips are doing a montease? It almost hurts to look."
"Yep... it's very difficult to look her in the eye... it's like she's flashing her high-beams!" (LOL)

montease by Casey Johns January 21, 2009

Moetastisch 

Moetastisch is a adjective to describe a wonderful and hot person . It’s based on the Name Moe, Moe is more than wonderful and honestly he deserves his own word. I love you

Wanda: Moe you are so hot

Moe: thanks

Wanda: you look Moetastisch

Moetastisch by Jennsleeps July 2, 2019

Montea 

If you ever find a Montea try to keep her forever. Montea’s are very kind and bubbly people that are one of the most beautiful people you will ever see. She will be your best friend forever and will make you smile in the darkest days. She’s most likely a cheerleader because of how sweet she is. She is very close to prefection. -Lexi

“Montea is my best friend. She’s so beautiful and kind.” -Lexi

Montea by CheerLexi January 6, 2019

Metea Valley High School 

A high school that refuses to create a bass fishing team. Even though all the district 203 schools have bass fishing teams and it is an IHSA sport.

Phil: Hey did you hear that bass fishing is an IHSA sport?

Dave: Yeah, 199 schools in the state have a team!

Phil: Why doesn't Metea Valley High School have a team?

Dave: Because Metea is fucking gay!

Phil: Hell yeah! Metea is gay as fuck!

Metea Valley High School by bassmaster6969696969 January 27, 2013

Metea Valley High School 

Metea Valley High School is a place where most hate to be. There are deffinetly some cool teachers, but the rules make no sense.

RULES THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE

Dean: "You're not allowed to play hackey sack during lunch!"

Student: "But why not?"

Dean: "Because we have problems with kids smoking and drinking in the bathrooms"

Student: "?"

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WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS (dont pay attention to the other deffinition's examples, this happens so much there is a facebook page for it)

Student not going to Metea: "What school do you go to?"

Student going to Metea: "Metea :("

Student not going to Metea: "aww that sucks"

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MORE RULES THAT DO NOT MAKE SENSE

(Student is lightly tapping on the locker bank with his hands, making a "drum beat")

Dean: "HEY! You may NOT tap on the locker bank!"

Kid: "Why?"

Dean: "Because you're going to break it!"

Kid: -_-

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Metea Valley High School at its finest

Metea Valley High School by jimmy67483 August 24, 2011

You know you go to Metea Valley when 

a school where there are too many rules and just suck period!! mostly everyone that goes to this school hates it! the teachers, hall monitors and even librarians take their jobs waaay to seriously! this school sucks...

You know you go to Metea Valley when

1. you have gotten PDAed at least 3 times for the dumbest shit
2. you are taller than the lockers
3. your siblings are older than the teachers at the school
4. you've spent a class period sitting in smiths class when you've never had him as a teacher
5. you've gotten sent back to class for not having a pass multiple times in one day
6. you have tried to sneak around Mr. Gordan to get to the vending machines
7. you know more than 3 pot dealers
8. you have come to school high or drunk
9. you laughed when sydney degan fell in a cheer routine
10. you got dress coded for a completely appropriate outfit
11. you sat in the office for over 2 class periods because you were dress coded
12. you freeked out when mushu the snake was stolen/escaped from smiths first semester
13. you've gave/got head more than 3 times in a week
14. you went to at least one epic drinking party during the year
15. you've stolen food and gotten away with it
16. you live 45 min away from the school
17. your middle school split to go to metea
18. you are a sophomore or freshmen
19. you hate your school
20. you have never gone to a football game or sporting event

You know you go to Metea Valley when by mcwccr May 18, 2010