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metabrophosis

When a bro emerges from his pupal state into a fully formed bro. The fully formed bro stage usually has different morphological features, depending on the environment of the bro in question. This change of life stage is brought on by varying environmental cues, such as the music of the Dave Matthews Band or the emmersion of the pupa into Natty Ice.
Upon hearing Ants Marching by DMB, the bro emerges from his pupa, fully formed with red plastic cup in hand and sideways cap on his head, his metabrophosis complete.
metabrophosis by gfloyd March 3, 2010

fast metabolism 

when someone can eat more without gaining weight. they digest food faster than the average. they’re usually leaner
Vivian is always eating, but she’s still so skinny”. “It’s because she has a fast metabolism
fast metabolism by mymii November 28, 2021

metabolic bitch

someone who is able to eat a whole lot of fucking food, but still maintains the same weight
That skinny fuck is a real metabolic bitch
metabolic bitch by troopa09 June 11, 2006

memeable 

something that you are able to make a meme out of
That is a memeable photograph!
memeable by Honeybunny99 November 1, 2016

Metabitching 

Did you hear how Mike wrote that article about how stupid people are that are complaining about how bad TV is? That was one great metabitching article.
Metabitching by Mike Flynn September 22, 2004

metablogging 

The practice of blogging about blogging itself.
"He's mostly metablogging about his LiveJournal experiences"
metablogging by Futt October 18, 2008