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A characteristic of a thematic structure that is well ordered or consistent with a certain pattern
I gotta tell you man, Jeff has a certain modality behind his actions that makes them morally consistent and his responses predictable. I really respect that he has structured his guiding principles with a modality that makes them easy to digest and incorporate into my own life.

Yeah man, Jeff is the shit.
Modality by fibroyourowndamnalgia February 4, 2026
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Wheel of Morality 

A bit from the 90's cartoon, Animaniacs.
"Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.
Wheel of Morality by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005

morality hangover 

The sickening feeling you get when you wake up after a party or otherwize crazy night. You feel okay until you suddenly remember what you did the night before. Except bedrest and pepto bismol wont fix this one. Questionable hookups, an unknown venue, random writing on your body, unexplained costumes, and a real hangover often accompany this. Most often your first words of the morning are "what the hell did I do last night?"
Hey that party was awesome last night! You hooked up with so many people! You were crazy.
-Tell me about. This morning I had the worst morality hangover when I woke up handcuffed to my dining room table wearing some other guys's boxers.
morality hangover by Kristina R September 18, 2008

Trailer Park Morality

A distrubing and unfortunate moral code adhered to by persons living in Trailer Parks. This particular moral code includes strict dedication to the following:

1. Economic dishonesty, theft of all kinds, ripping off the government and taxpayers
2. The purchase of optional items such as chrome bumpers and large screen televisions in place of food for the offspring
3. Any heterosexual conduct possible...with whoever is close by as well as bored/stoned/drunk/closely related

4. Racism and cultural bias of all kinds are taught from birth
5. Teenage pregnancy is only a concern if it occurs during or after the age of 18, or if the father was from outside of the trailer park

6. A heretofore unrivaled brand of laziness wherein persons engage in only eating, getting drunk, shopping for food and alcohol and having sex. The rest of one's time is spent sleeping and going to the bathroom
Jimmy Jack's convictions on the charges of lewd conduct, grand larceny and mail fraud were seen as a travesty back at the trailer park, as they were daily occurrances there.

Apparantly, Trailer Park Morality is not smiled upon in the outside world.

urban morality 

Morality found on Urban Dictionary. Basically, any definition that doesn't talk about sex and slinging women as if they were objects.
Because this definition doesn't discuss sex in a frivolous manner, this definition is an exemplar case of urban morality.
urban morality by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

modalities 

the necessary information and conditions to complete a 419 transaction
You might be surprised and curious of an offer like this, be rest assured that the modalities and logistics towards the successful transfer of this fund has been worked out - Dr Lawrnce Eboh, 419 MUGU
modalities by Ricky Roma July 20, 2004

Morality 

A universal knowledge of 'right' and 'wrong'.
The conscience which informs you if an action is 'right' or 'wrong'
The quality to know, and conform, to the 'rules of right conduct'

The moral foundation of the Universe: everyone, everywhere tends to live by certain comman moral principals. Even a thief feels 'wrong done by' when someone steals from him.
Due to a lack of spiritualism in todays society, morality is all but lost.
Morality by samuell October 3, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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