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Mockitt • McKitten • Mockintosh • Mackittymac • mckittrick • Mockett • mockintreff • MooKitty • Mookittyem • Dylan McKittrick
MooKitty
An extremely fat cat
Mockintosh
Noun, adjective. Any item of reproduction furniture or tourist souvenir which is made in the STYLE of the designer Charles Rennie MacKintosh but is just a cheap rip-off of the great man's work. Edinburgh gift shops are full of this rubbish, always cheaply made and ill-proportioned.
Helpfully contains the words 'mock' (mimic) and 'tosh' (nonsense).
Helpfully contains the words 'mock' (mimic) and 'tosh' (nonsense).
'I love those dining chairs with the grid of squares in the very high back.'
'Don't go there, dear. They're mockintosh. Made in Luton from stacking palettes.'
'Don't go there, dear. They're mockintosh. Made in Luton from stacking palettes.'
Mockintosh by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005
kade mockett
Ugly (and fat) cunt, that finger bangs chicks in the bushes and jerks off to boys farting videos ong. He also got legit no musclez
kade mockett by Joedouglas69420 December 21, 2021
mckittrick
A strawberry lookin ass with abs and amazing eyes who thinks he is the shit and is so full of him self and thinks the world revolves around him who everyone falls for even though he isn't hot and he just knows how to get under ur skin and make u like him and u can't get away he stays in ur head forever and he will never really commit to u he will lie and promise things to u that u will believe even though it won't ever happen and u know his past going into the relationship that he doesn't have the best track record but u still go for it cause u think he will change even though in the end he doesn't ever change and he still will be stuck in ur head even though u hate him and he uses things against u and is very dramatic
Girl 1: hey did u see that guy over there, I can't get him out of my head
Girl 2: ya that's McKittrick I wouldn't start with him it's not worth it
Girl 3: ya he's such a dick, don't ever trust him, he lies all the time
Girl 2: ya that's McKittrick I wouldn't start with him it's not worth it
Girl 3: ya he's such a dick, don't ever trust him, he lies all the time
mckittrick by lol thx babe July 28, 2017
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