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Scottish slang term for dirty.
boggin.
disgusting.
manky.
and so on.
'You're fuckin mockitt get washed'
Mockitt by Mockitt April 18, 2010
Words you can keep

Mookittyem 

2 peace like a cat called mokitty
Im about to mookittyem.
Mookittyem by Big dick niga November 9, 2019

MooKitty 

My cat is as fat as a MooKitty
MooKitty by Imthepopo May 28, 2018
Performing shadow puppets with a penis. Derived from the words Cock and Muppets. Used as a Verb or Noun
That guy is being a real Mockett.

Have you seen Sean's Mockettry, he's quite agile.
Mockett by Feicstur April 8, 2011

Mockintosh 

Noun, adjective. Any item of reproduction furniture or tourist souvenir which is made in the STYLE of the designer Charles Rennie MacKintosh but is just a cheap rip-off of the great man's work. Edinburgh gift shops are full of this rubbish, always cheaply made and ill-proportioned.
Helpfully contains the words 'mock' (mimic) and 'tosh' (nonsense).
'I love those dining chairs with the grid of squares in the very high back.'
'Don't go there, dear. They're mockintosh. Made in Luton from stacking palettes.'

kade mockett 

Ugly (and fat) cunt, that finger bangs chicks in the bushes and jerks off to boys farting videos ong. He also got legit no musclez
“Did u hear about kade mockett’s cock? It’s so small
kade mockett by Joedouglas69420 December 21, 2021

mckittrick

A strawberry lookin ass with abs and amazing eyes who thinks he is the shit and is so full of him self and thinks the world revolves around him who everyone falls for even though he isn't hot and he just knows how to get under ur skin and make u like him and u can't get away he stays in ur head forever and he will never really commit to u he will lie and promise things to u that u will believe even though it won't ever happen and u know his past going into the relationship that he doesn't have the best track record but u still go for it cause u think he will change even though in the end he doesn't ever change and he still will be stuck in ur head even though u hate him and he uses things against u and is very dramatic
Girl 1: hey did u see that guy over there, I can't get him out of my head

Girl 2: ya that's McKittrick I wouldn't start with him it's not worth it
Girl 3: ya he's such a dick, don't ever trust him, he lies all the time
mckittrick by lol thx babe July 28, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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