Mockachino

Office hand who's main priority is to mount design work onto foam board.

Mr Wong is our Mockachino. He mounts all our design work.

Mockachino by MrBragg March 2, 2007

Mockaccino 

Shite ersatz paper-cup instant coffee, usually from a machine or road-side trailer-caff, but delivered with a topping of synthetic styrofoam (E237, E441 or E459) in order to verisimilitudinise your coffee-drinking experience.

"...only mockaccino I'm afraid - it's just out of the machine but at least it's got some rancid dog-spunk on top. Sugar?..."

Mockaccino by Nefeco March 10, 2004

mochachina 

a fine, black woman who you see on the street

"OH damn! HOW he like his mochachina!"

mochachina by tashika shanaynay charprice jackson January 30, 2008

cockachino 

When a guy dips his cock in coffee and then rolls it in sugar. The girl then must suck the guys dick until the sugar is gone. Repeat as necessary, the guy is allowed to redip his cock as many times as he likes.

"Sarah gave him a cockachino all morning."

"Sarah woke up with a nice hot cockachino."

cockachino by Cali10888 January 24, 2010

mokachino baby 

the type of person that you can't tell where the hell they're from

Damn, she half spanish, black, white, french, chinese!

No man, shes a mokachino baby

mokachino baby by Mufasa3000 October 23, 2008

Baby mochachino 

the act of having a devil's three-way with two men; one of African descent, the other Chinese. Both must cum at the same time inside the women. Hence attempting to make a baby mochachino.

Michael: hey Nicholas you ready to cum?
Nicholas: yeh let's do this.
Hannah: give me a baby mochachino boys.

Baby mochachino by Callum971 May 28, 2017

cockachino 

some kind of caffine drink sold in gay bars.

ya i'd like a double cockachino on the rocks.

cockachino by Hooch/Pundar February 23, 2005