Mockaccino

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Shite ersatz paper-cup instant coffee, usually from a machine or road-side trailer-caff, but delivered with a topping of synthetic styrofoam (E237, E441 or E459) in order to verisimilitudinise your coffee-drinking experience.

"...only mockaccino I'm afraid - it's just out of the machine but at least it's got some rancid dog-spunk on top. Sugar?..."

Mockaccino by Nefeco March 10, 2004

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Mockachino

Office hand who's main priority is to mount design work onto foam board.

Mr Wong is our Mockachino. He mounts all our design work.

Mockachino by MrBragg March 2, 2007

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Cockaccino

When ones penis is topped with whipped cream, cinnamon, and other toppings found in a cappucino.

Hey ladies, who wants to suck on my cockaccino?

Cockaccino by GMEN86 January 2, 2011

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cockaccino

caffine drink, jerked off into, and stirred with a hot steamy cock

Hemphrid (hem-frid): that cockaccino always has just the right thickness to it.

cockaccino by Mikael smegalovknoff September 29, 2007

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mokachino baby

the type of person that you can't tell where the hell they're from

Damn, she half spanish, black, white, french, chinese!

No man, shes a mokachino baby

mokachino baby by Mufasa3000 October 23, 2008

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Baby mochachino

the act of having a devil's three-way with two men; one of African descent, the other Chinese. Both must cum at the same time inside the women. Hence attempting to make a baby mochachino.

Michael: hey Nicholas you ready to cum?
Nicholas: yeh let's do this.
Hannah: give me a baby mochachino boys.

Baby mochachino by Callum971 May 28, 2017

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Molkoccino

the Holy Drink of placeboism

like a Moccachino from Starbucks only ordered as a Molkochinno instead

Molkoccino by DeeDee Ramone January 2, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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