Mockaccino

Shite ersatz paper-cup instant coffee, usually from a machine or road-side trailer-caff, but delivered with a topping of synthetic styrofoam (E237, E441 or E459) in order to verisimilitudinise your coffee-drinking experience.

"...only mockaccino I'm afraid - it's just out of the machine but at least it's got some rancid dog-spunk on top. Sugar?..."

by Nefeco March 10, 2004

Mockachino

Office hand who's main priority is to mount design work onto foam board.

Mr Wong is our Mockachino. He mounts all our design work.

by MrBragg March 2, 2007

Cockaccino

When ones penis is topped with whipped cream, cinnamon, and other toppings found in a cappucino.

Hey ladies, who wants to suck on my cockaccino?

by GMEN86 January 2, 2011

cockaccino

caffine drink, jerked off into, and stirred with a hot steamy cock

Hemphrid (hem-frid): that cockaccino always has just the right thickness to it.

by Mikael smegalovknoff September 29, 2007

mokachino baby

the type of person that you can't tell where the hell they're from

Damn, she half spanish, black, white, french, chinese!

No man, shes a mokachino baby

by Mufasa3000 October 23, 2008

Baby mochachino

the act of having a devil's three-way with two men; one of African descent, the other Chinese. Both must cum at the same time inside the women. Hence attempting to make a baby mochachino.

Michael: hey Nicholas you ready to cum?
Nicholas: yeh let's do this.
Hannah: give me a baby mochachino boys.

by Callum971 May 28, 2017

Molkoccino

the Holy Drink of placeboism

like a Moccachino from Starbucks only ordered as a Molkochinno instead

by DeeDee Ramone January 2, 2005