Mockaccino 

Shite ersatz paper-cup instant coffee, usually from a machine or road-side trailer-caff, but delivered with a topping of synthetic styrofoam (E237, E441 or E459) in order to verisimilitudinise your coffee-drinking experience.

"...only mockaccino I'm afraid - it's just out of the machine but at least it's got some rancid dog-spunk on top. Sugar?..."

Mockaccino by Nefeco March 10, 2004

Mockachino

Office hand who's main priority is to mount design work onto foam board.

Mr Wong is our Mockachino. He mounts all our design work.

Mockachino by MrBragg March 2, 2007

Cockaccino

When ones penis is topped with whipped cream, cinnamon, and other toppings found in a cappucino.

Hey ladies, who wants to suck on my cockaccino?

Cockaccino by GMEN86 January 2, 2011

cockaccino

caffine drink, jerked off into, and stirred with a hot steamy cock

Hemphrid (hem-frid): that cockaccino always has just the right thickness to it.

cockaccino by Mikael smegalovknoff September 29, 2007

mokachino baby 

the type of person that you can't tell where the hell they're from

Damn, she half spanish, black, white, french, chinese!

No man, shes a mokachino baby

mokachino baby by Mufasa3000 October 23, 2008

Baby mochachino 

the act of having a devil's three-way with two men; one of African descent, the other Chinese. Both must cum at the same time inside the women. Hence attempting to make a baby mochachino.

Michael: hey Nicholas you ready to cum?
Nicholas: yeh let's do this.
Hannah: give me a baby mochachino boys.

Baby mochachino by Callum971 May 28, 2017

Molkoccino 

the Holy Drink of placeboism

like a Moccachino from Starbucks only ordered as a Molkochinno instead

Molkoccino by DeeDee Ramone January 2, 2005