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Fun, caring, awesome people. They like to say inappropriate things and laugh at each other. They know all the words to American Pie, Paradise by the Dashboard Light, and Piano man. They can quote any movie ever made, even the terrible ones. The greatest family in the whole world.
All those Mochals are really great singers.

I will only eat those chicken gizzards if a Mochal made them.

I'd like you to meet my family: Boy Mochal and Girl Mochal.
Mochal by Beggy April 16, 2011
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mocha ears 

Arabs in general, including other ethnic groups in North Africa and the Middle East.
If the mocha ear doesn't live in a backward shithole country, then he or she lives in some oil-soaked narrow-minded shithole as a freeloader without the need for any special skills because slaves from the third world do the job that lazy ass mocha ears don't want to do.
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mocha man 

Someone who is a dumb nigga. Says the Stupidest things. And no one likes being around him.
mocha man by liltantan August 14, 2016
What to call a nigger if he is offended by the word nigger
Brayden called Preston a mochar because it isn't racist
mochar by Brayden Rice 2015 June 16, 2017

Mochahost scam 

A scam run by a fraudulent company that involves attracting customers by setting up (or just copying) a seemingly independent review website, giving the highest marks and great comments to the fraudsters, and less favorable reviews to honest competitors.
If we run a Mochahost scam, we can get away with selling more of our crap products, while making our naive competitors suffer.
Mochahost scam by top11hosting December 23, 2013

Mocha Stroka 

A term invented in the year 1992 to describe a smooth mac daddy light skinned player that knows how to woo any lady and slide deep up inside her wet walls even if she is in a relationship
'Hey Bob didn't you just get engaged to Sarah, where is she?" "Well Jim in the Local deli the Mocha Stroka walked past her and made her knees buckle so she left me"?
Mocha Stroka by Gravy K. Jones September 7, 2012

mochabogue 

pron. "mo-kuh-bogue"
a cigarette
"Nothing like a Coke and a mochabogue before a class."
mochabogue by Larry Martin January 11, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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