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mockolate 

Fake chocolate on "Friends". Monica did a gig as a chef for the mockolate promoters. They wanted mockolate to become the traditional food of Thanksgiving. It bubbled, people made a face when they ate it. Phoebe said it was what evil tasted like.

The company that made it went out of business, but they still paid Monica. That was pretty cool, assuming the check cleared.
Monica: Okay, this is pumpkin pie with mockolate cookie crumb crust. This is mockolate cranberry cake, and these are mockolate chip cookies. Just like the Indians served.

Methalated 

To be completely high on CrystalMeth.
Dane: Are you methalated or what?

Will: Yeah, I smoked way too much crack this morning..
Methalated by Taylor sq January 16, 2008
A small streamer who rages at bedwars way to much
Mocharat rages at bedwars
mocharat by Matchamouse June 21, 2021

Michalatos 

Michalatos is the Greek word for perfection. It's the man who has everything and everybody is jealous of him.
-Wow you're the coolest person I ever seen you're definitely a Michalatos
Michalatos by Pamich November 17, 2021

Chocolate Moclate

When a black man takes a dump in your mouth and then you poop it out and then you both eat it.
The chocolate moclate I had last night was fun.
Chocolate Moclate by clock the cok January 13, 2010
a *calo* term meaning to give it up..often a slur screamed at attractive women by cholos with a hand gesture!
hey lovely lady... MOCHATE!!!
mochate by damsel November 17, 2003
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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