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All software including apps that furthers the evil agenda of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP), such as surveillance, censorship, spreading CCP propaganda (like the latest 'Xi Jing Ping Thoughts' online test required by journalists in China to maintain their license to report).
Before going to Mainland China, make sure you uninstall all apps allowing free speech such as facebook, twitter, instagram, telegram, whatsapp, and load it up with Maoware.
Maoware will uninstall all apps and references to Winnie the Pooh on your devices and all accounts associated with it and replace it with the picture of Xi JinPing.
Ready to contribute to the glorious CCP? Upload information about political dissidents with Maoware and they will be promptly suicided.
Want a new organ transplant and cannot wait for a free donor? Check out the latest Maoware for real-time pricing for fresh human organs at discounts prices available.
Maoware will uninstall all apps and references to Winnie the Pooh on your devices and all accounts associated with it and replace it with the picture of Xi JinPing.
Ready to contribute to the glorious CCP? Upload information about political dissidents with Maoware and they will be promptly suicided.
Want a new organ transplant and cannot wait for a free donor? Check out the latest Maoware for real-time pricing for fresh human organs at discounts prices available.
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable