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Mampee
Mampee by epitome1978 November 10, 2009
MLAM
Acronym standing for My Life's A Mess.
Often used when you realise your whole life is a mess.
Common symptoms include: sense of unconfidence, anxiousness, insecurity and/or mad ragrets.
Rarely does anything change after the realisation.
Often used when you realise your whole life is a mess.
Common symptoms include: sense of unconfidence, anxiousness, insecurity and/or mad ragrets.
Rarely does anything change after the realisation.
Sean: My car is having problems again, MLAM.
James: I just got cheated on by my girlfriend.... MLAM
Charles: My mom walked in on me fapping like a mofo, MLAM!
James: I just got cheated on by my girlfriend.... MLAM
Charles: My mom walked in on me fapping like a mofo, MLAM!
Mamparra
An Afrikaans expression:
a Mamparra is an idiot or stupid person.
Typically used in reference to bad drivers.
It also describes an inferior product or service.
a Mamparra is an idiot or stupid person.
Typically used in reference to bad drivers.
It also describes an inferior product or service.
"The mamparra at the call centre couln't even pronounce my name, SMITH Mamparra Smith!"
"The mamparra in the Minibus cut me off."
"The mamparra in the Minibus stopped right in the middle of the main road to let passengers out"
"That is not a phone, it is just some Mamparra plastic with buttons and a sim card"
"The mamparra in the Minibus cut me off."
"The mamparra in the Minibus stopped right in the middle of the main road to let passengers out"
"That is not a phone, it is just some Mamparra plastic with buttons and a sim card"
Mpamphs
Dark skinned person, Ermolaos' right hand, mafia boss, clean from drugs (except potpourri). Unlike Ermolaos, he prefers to have seggs with women of appropriate age(>12). Always carrying his AK. You dont wanna mess with a Mpamphs.
Mpamphs by ErmolaosToG April 14, 2021
mampo
mampo by Hector Matus September 25, 2006
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