2 definitions by Porquey
Acronym standing for My Life's A Mess.
Often used when you realise your whole life is a mess.
Common symptoms include: sense of unconfidence, anxiousness, insecurity and/or mad ragrets.
Rarely does anything change after the realisation.
Often used when you realise your whole life is a mess.
Common symptoms include: sense of unconfidence, anxiousness, insecurity and/or mad ragrets.
Rarely does anything change after the realisation.
Sean: My car is having problems again, MLAM.
James: I just got cheated on by my girlfriend.... MLAM
Charles: My mom walked in on me fapping like a mofo, MLAM!
James: I just got cheated on by my girlfriend.... MLAM
Charles: My mom walked in on me fapping like a mofo, MLAM!
by Porquey February 20, 2018
Maintenance of your acquaintances.
Catching up with an acquaintance so that you don't have to for a wee while.
Catching up with an acquaintance so that you don't have to for a wee while.
by Porquey March 19, 2021