Porquey's definitions

MLAM

Acronym standing for My Life's A Mess.

Often used when you realise your whole life is a mess.

Common symptoms include: sense of unconfidence, anxiousness, insecurity and/or mad ragrets.

Rarely does anything change after the realisation.

Sean: My car is having problems again, MLAM.

James: I just got cheated on by my girlfriend.... MLAM

Charles: My mom walked in on me fapping like a mofo, MLAM!

by Porquey February 20, 2018

acquaintenance

Maintenance of your acquaintances.

Catching up with an acquaintance so that you don't have to for a wee while.

He wants to hang out again? He is so high maintenance.
You mean high acquaintenance?

by Porquey March 18, 2021