acquaintenance

Maintenance of your acquaintances.

Catching up with an acquaintance so that you don't have to for a wee while.
He wants to hang out again? He is so high maintenance.
You mean high acquaintenance?
by Porquey March 18, 2021
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MLAM

Acronym standing for My Life's A Mess.

Often used when you realise your whole life is a mess.

Common symptoms include: sense of unconfidence, anxiousness, insecurity and/or mad ragrets.

Rarely does anything change after the realisation.
Sean: My car is having problems again, MLAM.

James: I just got cheated on by my girlfriend.... MLAM

Charles: My mom walked in on me fapping like a mofo, MLAM!
by Porquey February 20, 2018
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