MLAM

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Acronym standing for My Life's A Mess.

Often used when you realise your whole life is a mess.

Common symptoms include: sense of unconfidence, anxiousness, insecurity and/or mad ragrets.

Rarely does anything change after the realisation.

Sean: My car is having problems again, MLAM.

James: I just got cheated on by my girlfriend.... MLAM

Charles: My mom walked in on me fapping like a mofo, MLAM!

MLAM by Porquey February 20, 2018

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MLAM

acronym standing for Munchies Like A Mothafucker

After smoking those smilies i got the CEs BEs and the mlams

MLAM by ghostwolfe September 9, 2010

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MLAM • Mlambo • Mlamp

Mlambo

An excessively large forehead, often mistaken for a dinner plate.

"Shit man, check out that guy's mlambo!"
"Fucking hell."

Mlambo by derrealdeal October 22, 2011

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Mlamp

Can be put in capitals for more extreme use. It's grabage like 'lol', 'lmao', 'rofl' etc. This one has no meaning for the letters and isn't said l-o-l, but simply mlamp like another word.

OMG I LOOK AT THIS www.randomsite.com. MLAMP!!!111

Mlamp by Niloc February 21, 2005

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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