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Acronym standing for My Life's A Mess.

Often used when you realise your whole life is a mess.

Common symptoms include: sense of unconfidence, anxiousness, insecurity and/or mad ragrets.

Rarely does anything change after the realisation.
Sean: My car is having problems again, MLAM.

James: I just got cheated on by my girlfriend.... MLAM

Charles: My mom walked in on me fapping like a mofo, MLAM!
by Porquey February 20, 2018
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acronym standing for Munchies Like A Mothafucker
After smoking those smilies i got the CEs BEs and the mlams
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