MLAM

Acronym standing for My Life's A Mess.

Often used when you realise your whole life is a mess.

Common symptoms include: sense of unconfidence, anxiousness, insecurity and/or mad ragrets.

Rarely does anything change after the realisation.

Sean: My car is having problems again, MLAM.

James: I just got cheated on by my girlfriend.... MLAM

Charles: My mom walked in on me fapping like a mofo, MLAM!

MLAM by Porquey February 20, 2018

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MLAM

acronym standing for Munchies Like A Mothafucker

After smoking those smilies i got the CEs BEs and the mlams

MLAM by ghostwolfe September 9, 2010

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MLAM • Mlambo • Mlamp

Mlambo

An excessively large forehead, often mistaken for a dinner plate.

"Shit man, check out that guy's mlambo!"
"Fucking hell."

Mlambo by derrealdeal October 22, 2011

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Mlamp

Can be put in capitals for more extreme use. It's grabage like 'lol', 'lmao', 'rofl' etc. This one has no meaning for the letters and isn't said l-o-l, but simply mlamp like another word.

OMG I LOOK AT THIS www.randomsite.com. MLAMP!!!111

Mlamp by Niloc February 21, 2005

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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