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Ricky Lake was a Mampee most of her life
Mampee by epitome1978 November 10, 2009
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Noun. A mapeen is a ratty, torn up and soiled rag for the sole purpose of a single courtesy wipe of one's hindquarters. It is used infrequently and never washed under any circumstances.
Ken ran out of toilet paper, and spied the filthy mapeen sitting innocently on the windowsill; he COULD use it to wipe, he thought, but how long had it been since the mapeen had been washed? Was it safe to use? Could it be radioactive? There was only one way to find out...
Mapeen by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021
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Mampeelicious 

Adjective: Someone who has qualities of a Mampee or someone who is extremely fat, black and wears powder on their neck.
You're so incredibly filthy and mampeelicious.

You ever wonder if Oprah was mampeelicious?
Mampeelicious by Byakurai91 September 26, 2010

sheeshka mapeeshka 

Sheeshka mapeeshka, I can't believe that happend!
sheeshka mapeeshka by ML March 2, 2003
Mamee is a kind of snack noodle that has powder and tastes really good.
Use Mamee when talking about snack noodles or instant noodles or cup noodles.
Mamee by U r Fat Mama Fat May 13, 2019
In South Africa moonshine made from fruit (mostly peaches or marulas) is known as mampoer (named after the Pedi chief Mampuru). It is an alcoholic drink that has a high level of alcohol. It is drank neat.
Mampoeris similar to "moonshine".
Mampoer by connie van staden December 23, 2008
derogatory term used for women who do not yet meet the criteria of a mampie....
pig is to piglet as mampie is to mamplet....

wow, she's almost a mampie. guess she is a mamplet.
mamplet by trishmacfish December 24, 2010
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