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Noun. A mapeen is a ratty, torn up and soiled rag for the sole purpose of a single courtesy wipe of one's hindquarters. It is used infrequently and never washed under any circumstances.
Ken ran out of toilet paper, and spied the filthy mapeen sitting innocently on the windowsill; he COULD use it to wipe, he thought, but how long had it been since the mapeen had been washed? Was it safe to use? Could it be radioactive? There was only one way to find out...
Mapeen by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021
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Mampeelicious 

Adjective: Someone who has qualities of a Mampee or someone who is extremely fat, black and wears powder on their neck.
You're so incredibly filthy and mampeelicious.

You ever wonder if Oprah was mampeelicious?
Mampeelicious by Byakurai91 September 26, 2010

sheeshka mapeeshka 

Sheeshka mapeeshka, I can't believe that happend!
sheeshka mapeeshka by ML March 2, 2003
Mamee is a kind of snack noodle that has powder and tastes really good.
Use Mamee when talking about snack noodles or instant noodles or cup noodles.
Mamee by U r Fat Mama Fat May 13, 2019
In South Africa moonshine made from fruit (mostly peaches or marulas) is known as mampoer (named after the Pedi chief Mampuru). It is an alcoholic drink that has a high level of alcohol. It is drank neat.
Mampoeris similar to "moonshine".
Mampoer by connie van staden December 23, 2008
derogatory term used for women who do not yet meet the criteria of a mampie....
pig is to piglet as mampie is to mamplet....

wow, she's almost a mampie. guess she is a mamplet.
mamplet by trishmacfish December 24, 2010
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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