Noun. A mapeen is a ratty, torn up and soiled rag for the sole purpose of a singlecourtesy wipe of one's hindquarters. It is used infrequently and never washed under any circumstances.
Ken ran out of toilet paper, and spied the filthy mapeen sitting innocently on the windowsill; he COULD use it to wipe, he thought, but how long had it been since the mapeen had been washed? Was it safe to use? Could it be radioactive? There was only one way to find out...
In South Africa moonshine made from fruit (mostly peaches or marulas) is known as mampoer (named after the Pedi chief Mampuru). It is an alcoholic drink that has a high level of alcohol. It is drank neat.