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Refers to the current South African President who is renowned for his firm believe that showering after sex cures AIDS. Horrible insult for any South African. BE ADVISED: DO NOT EVER IN YOUR LIFE CALL A SOUTH AFRICAN A ZUMA!!!! (especially not the white variety- YOU WILL BE KILLED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.)
"Hey! You fucking Zuma!"
(muffled screaming noises as the ignorant bastard who uttered this horrific insult is repeatedly bludgeoned to death with a crowbar)
by JehanandJayMan June 18, 2009
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1. An addictive game by pop cap in which a giant frog spits marble like balls. Which causes zumaic insanity for all

2. A multipurpose word that can convey glee, or can be used in the same way as fuck.
Oh zuma!! i think i broke my foot!
by Alice 'knorp' Rison April 30, 2008
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An evil game by popcap in which you slap your balls against some other balls for more frustration than pleasure. Also synonomous with gay marriage.
FUCKING ZUMA!!!! I need red balls but it keeps giving me blue balls.
by T. Conner May 18, 2008
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An evil game in which you slap your balls against some other balls for more frustration than pleasure. Also synonomous with gay marriage.
FUCKING ZUMA!!!! I need red balls but it keeps giving me blue balls.
by T. Conner May 17, 2008
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