Mixunderstanding
Mixunderstanding by Little Scott January 10, 2011
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miffunderstanding
miffunderstanding by Mow watte October 9, 2008
Misunderstanding
If you don't know where you stand with somebody, I'd say your moral compass isn't the only one that needs repairs.
Alan- I don't know where I stand with you boss.
Dave- The same place you were standing a minute ago Alan, you're standing directly in front of me, so until you choose a new set of coordinates that is where you stand with me. What is the misunderstanding here?
Dave- The same place you were standing a minute ago Alan, you're standing directly in front of me, so until you choose a new set of coordinates that is where you stand with me. What is the misunderstanding here?
Misunderstanding by Solid Mantis April 24, 2017
First sex misunderstanding
Hej Vojta, how was your first sex with Zuzka?
Well it was first sex misunderstanding. It was more like fist sex and I can’t even sit down properly because my ass is inside out.
Well it was first sex misunderstanding. It was more like fist sex and I can’t even sit down properly because my ass is inside out.
First sex misunderstanding by Rick McFire February 17, 2020
Missunderstanding
When a woman rejects information (especially from a man) based on the tone in which it is delivered. Related to mansplaining.
Let's get our egos out of the way of sharing accurate information: I'll stop mansplaining if you stop missunderstanding.
Even if what you're saying is correct, I'm still entitled to my missunderstanding.
Even if what you're saying is correct, I'm still entitled to my missunderstanding.
Missunderstanding by BLA2023 February 20, 2023
Romantic Misunderstanding
1. A clever phrase used by guys to sound sincere when propositioning a girl for sex.
2. The politically correct way to say, “We fucked.”
3. The desired outcome of spitting game or puking game.
2. The politically correct way to say, “We fucked.”
3. The desired outcome of spitting game or puking game.
1. "Excuse me, Ladies. May I interest any of you in a romantic misunderstanding?"
2. Mark: "So, did you guys hook up?"
Rory: "We may have had a romantic misunderstanding..."
2. Mark: "So, did you guys hook up?"
Rory: "We may have had a romantic misunderstanding..."
Romantic Misunderstanding by Thickburger421 May 31, 2007
basic misunderstanding
basic misunderstanding by mlhiss April 25, 2017
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