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Methmatics 

Methmatics - Tweaking the numbers to fit an implausible conspiracy theory
Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia'so Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep
Methmatics by Clifhanger April 11, 2017
A tall, dark, and handsome entity the public has deemed "Mothman" due to it's insect like appearance, first sighted in West Virginia, Point Pleasant in November of 1966.
I will be your Mothman if you'll be my Mothwoman.
Mothman by doomgrab January 30, 2021
A ginger youtuber that is known for shouting (sometimes) and his nickname is(was) mad max he has a dog named galaio and a girlfriend named chesse
I love mithzan hes so loud
mithzan by Asrieldremmur November 20, 2016
An acronym meaning “Money is temporary, minerals are forever.” This is used by mineral collectors to describe a moment when they are encouraged to overlook the cost associated with buying new mineral specimens. Originally coined by founding members of the Young Mineral Collector’s group.
Damn I really wish this rhodochrosite was within my budget.

MITMAF
MITMAF by Frances-the-mute August 2, 2023

mishmang 

A bunch of nonsensical crap. Stuff that doesn't really matter A twisted cluster fuck of whatever.
This presidential election campaign is just a bunch of mishmang!
Do I want Barry "The Anti-Christ" Obama, or another "good old boy" with mishmang for brains? Hmmm, how about lets have them both committed and start all over!
mishmang by Misty Dawn June 16, 2008

mithrandir

Derivative of the elvish words "mith" meaning grey and "randir" meaning pilgrim or wanderer.

A name made up by the elves as an endearment to the wizard Gandalf from Lord of the rings.
Mithrandir kicks erse
mithrandir by Mith1982 January 2, 2005
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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