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midday soiree 

Pretentious, translation-challenged oxymoron that mistakes the meaning of the French word "soirée" to be "party" instead of "evening." Refers to a meetup of haughty people probably in a yatch eating cucumber sandwiches and wearing breeches.
We look forward to a midday soiree of great company, intriguing conversation, tasty cocktails, and assorted entertainment at The Manor.
midday soiree by rorrzo August 3, 2017

midday wood 

The time where your wood that interrupts you in the middle of the day when your are off guard.
During the lunch break, Tom had to hide the midday wood
midday wood by Freddy Morris April 13, 2014
when a person displays enthusiasm towards something that is of little significance or requires a lot of unnecessary effort
Yousef: Starting from today, i will be posting everyday how many days left we have till the end of this year!
Jessica: mitfayeg
mitfayeg by jesjous June 16, 2016

midday choker 

Fellatio position using the office copier for leverage or balance.
"Bob got fired for trying to get a midday choker from his secretary."
midday choker by irowboat August 27, 2009

mizdayen ba tachat 

It's a phrase in Hebrew when someone is bugging me or bothering me a lot but doesn't leave me alone then I tell him these ugly words.
someone: ÿou are a chicken and that is why you do not wanna fight me".
you: "shut up, mizdayen ba tachat, fuck off".
mizdayen ba tachat by Idan Gross September 27, 2005
The time of day when the sun is highest in the sky.
It’s midday Richard, that means it’s after 12 and it’s time for lunch.”
Midday by Caught ya slipping May 23, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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