Mitchell's Law 

Mitchell's Law states that with each new person involved in a conversation, the probability of blaming a politician or political group who had nothing to do with original subject will become more likely to occur.

Person 1: I like pizza
Person 2: Its better with crust
Person 3: NOT WITH OBAMA IN OFFICE!!!/?
Person 1: Woo! Three entries to attain Mitchell's Law!!

Mitchell's Law by Dopaz August 13, 2010

Mitchell’s Asshole 

A dare a very young man did in the name of RAMEZ MOSAD! He put his hands over his cheeks and spreaded away

“Dude did you see the picture of Mitchell’s Asshole?”

Mitchell’s Asshole by Marlbanda October 27, 2018

Mitchell's Girlfriend 

April Russell

There come Mitchell's Girlfriend

Mitchell's Girlfriend by Special101 February 18, 2020

Roma Mitchell secondary college 

Roma Mitchell secondary college, Or RMSC is the worst fucking highschool in Adelaide. Full of teachers that can't teach, full of retard kids. The school acts like a fucking private school but is a public school. It gives you a detention for wearing the wrong color socks but does nothing to bullies. A complete and utter waste of childhood.

Kid 1 "I love Roma Mitchell secondary college"
Kid 2 "You must be autistic"

Roma Mitchell secondary college by rmsc_autistic_memes November 23, 2019

mitchell status 

Its a person that has foreskin.

That guy has Mitchell status.

mitchell status by Berick johnson May 9, 2018

Mitchell Syndrome 

Having a hot/attractive mother.

Blake, You have Mitchell Syndrome

Mitchell Syndrome by JeremyWertz July 13, 2022

Kel Mitchell Special 

(n) a mixed drink wherein one combines orange soda and vodka in some ratio depending on personal preference

I had so many Kel Mitchell Specials last night that we ran out of all our vodka and orange soda.

Kel Mitchell Special by Krunczmasta July 22, 2009